ESPN.com – MLB – Box Score – Braves at Marlins

I want to make a pitch to the Emmy Awards nominating committee next month when the Emmy nominees are announced.

Forget “Scrubs”, “Arrested Development” or “The Office”, the best sitcom on Television is Atlanta Braves Baseball.

Forget Steve Carrell or Larry David…Bobby Cox makes me laugh harder when he tries to look stern in the dugout like he is going to “manage” us back to victory.

This is beyond pathetic. A 5-2 lead to the stinking Marlins goes by the way side because our new “closer” Ken Ray, decides to do his best impression of Judy Reitsma (speaking of comedy).

The Braves can look at this game and officially see the 2006 season is over. We can make changes…we can ship Oscar Villareal, Mike Remlinger and every other bad reliever away and it won’t stop the pain, it won’t stop the bad pitching, the bad hitting or the bad fielding.

Our “hero” Andruw Jones, had a big opportunity with the bases loaded and 1 out in the 8th to simply hit a fly ball and get a Sac Fly RBI. Strikeout. Jeff Francoeur–strikeout. In the 9th inning, Matt Diaz continues to kill Florida pitching only to be left stranded by his good friends LaRoche and Betemit.

But the topper tonight is the comical, Bob Uecker-like bottom of the 10th Inning when Oscar the Vulture comes in and puts 2 runners on before I have even had a chance to get back into the seated position. Then the great Mike Remlinger comes in and after a hunt is laid down, Remy decides to throw the ball over Marcus’ head (covering 3rd Base) and allow the Marlins to help the Bad News Braves lose again.

I am beyond weapons. I am beyond taking hostages. I am asking for the “mercy rule” to be put into effect on this season in June. We are about to play Boston, Toronto and the Yankees and the Braves will resemble the 1985 Bob Horner squad by the time this is all over.

The good news? We may all finally get a chance to see some of these kids play and some of these veterans like Villareal, Pratt, Remlinger and Jordan FINALLY end their tenures in Braves uniforms. This is sad and not the Braves we know & love. I am going to weep now…have at it w/ more pained comments.