ESPN.com – MLB – Box Score – Braves at Astros

Brian McCann returned to the lineup.  He went 3-3.  No walks or anything.  The rest of the lineup was so bad that they never got to him the fourth time.

The Braves actually opened the scoring.  Chipper singled to the gap with two out in the first, then Andruw hit a long homer.  So you’d think we were about to have an offensive showdown, only the non-McCann Braves wouldn’t have another hit until two out in the ninth.  And Sosa gave up homers to the first two men he faced to tie the game.

The key play in the game was an infield single.  Biggio singled with one out in the fifth.  He was running on a 3-2 pitch which Mike Lamb chopped softly to second.  Lamb has never been confused for Rickey Henderson, but he beat the throw.  It wasn’t like Marcus was LaRochagagging, but he probably could have been a little more abrupt with his throw.  Then Berkman walked (Sosa was getting squeezed) and Ensberg hit a long fly out to score a run, then a double to make it 5-2.  Paronto gave up a Grybo to make it 6-2.  Nobody would have scored if Giles throws out Lamb.  Another run off of Paronto made it 7-2, the final score.

Three Braves, only one of whom has the excuse of being Jeff Francoeur, struck out three times each — Renteria and Chipper were the others.  The only Braves to reach base other than McCann after the first were Langerhans on a walk, and LaRoche on a completely useless two-out double in the ninth.

I don’t have a gun, but I feel like shooting something.