Fun Mets Slur: A clause in Pedro Martinez’s contract requires the Mets fund his charity, which provides pornography to poor teenagers in the Dominican Republic.
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the battle of the Jorges.
PROVE ME WRONG ADAM!!!
their reitsma is better than ours.
Any Tool fans in the house? They have a great song that rips on Hubbard on their Aenima album.
Adam sucks.
…weak grounder by Laroche…how many times have we all said that in our lives?
arrrrggggg.
God we have some crappy talent on this team.
….
Mi3 is alright. Some really cool stunts, a Lamborghini Murcielago, and Kerri Russell. You could do worse 🙂
lets go mets!!!!!!!
If laroche is a ‘talent’ then i’m an astronaut…
i get nervous when ever chipper comes to the plate, let alone steals a base
Okay, looks like it’s time to get some lunch. I’m still pulling for the Braves to pull this one out.
Andruw is hurting.
Hey Land…we have a lot of TOOL fans in here. LaRoche and Reitsma are “tools” and seem to still have some supporters!
lunch? where the heck are you, billy?
i really think the mets will score here and this game will be over. This is my prediction
Tokyo. Almost 1 p.m. here.
We are at the point of no return. Both teams are losers no matter who wins at this point.
brad, I think he is in Japan…
The bullpen is not empty. We have Bobby Dews. Start warming him up!
Is he on the 25-man?
lol.speak for your self and your team. The mets are winners baby. And our record backs that up!)
Actually, the wife’s still on the phone, so I’ll still be here for a bit.
Considering how much I now hate Tom Cruise and considering how much I hated the first 2 Mission Impossible movies (yes, both), I am unlikely to see it…except I am a huge JJ Abrams fan (Lost and Alias).
Kerri Russell actually does nothing for me.
Kate Beckinsale on the other hand…yeahhhhhh
Yeah Billy, it’s about noon for me. When do you think I can get my lunch?
dang, didn’t know that. that’s pretty cool.
It’s time to adopt the hockey rule and have ties. Neither of these teams deserve a win at all today. In fact, both the Braves and Mets need to have one loss added to their records.
come on voltran
lol, jenny. Nice comedic relief.
Y’all ready for a Travis Smith sighting? I bet he’s called to start on Sunday.
anyone remember watching that cartoon as a kid? kinda dumb now that I look back but i was into it when i was young
The way NY Mets talks has me narrowed down to 2 things…either he’s 8 years old or doesn’t speak our language.
Should we take bets?
bobby dews could provide some nice veteran leadership.
Sorry, METS…just having fun.
make your own conclusion
alex, we decided before you came to ignore him, not even acknowledge he’s here. Maybe then he’ll leave.
Don’t you wish you kept me?
Sosa can’t pitch with bases empty…
I think Roger McDowell is in better pitching shape then Bobby “Abraham Simpson” Dews at this point. No?
Dan, at least we wouldn’t notice the extra lose on our record.
clasic spelling huh? DELGADO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HR. HR. HR.
oh geez, Rocker would be great, haha!
oh gosh, i forgot about the sosa/delgado thing. great…
So, assuming the Braves get out of this, do you think they’ll pinch hit for Sosa?
LMAO! KC that’s so true it’s funny.
That’s the 13th walk by Braves pitchers tonight versus 5 strikeouts. Just FYI.
ALEX R: hAVE SOME FUN, THATS WHY WE ARE ALL HERE RIGHT? im glad you can joke around a little.
No more pitcher mraver…
Brad, yes, I was just having some fun…all you can do at this point is laugh at life when you see this horrible Braves team with no bullpen, an ancient Cox in the dugout, LaRoche at first, and then a Traschel start goes 15 innings and counting…it’s funny now.
kc,
I’d guess at least three or four more innings.
Mraver, we’re out of position players. No one to pinch hit for him. Besides, he’s hit a HR this season.
It’s funny, yes, but dont make it worse by egging him on =)
Bring back McMichael. I am surprised the Braves didn’t sign Stanton and Mercker back.
kc,
Where are you?
fuck, come on wright.You are the chosen one.
billy, maybe I should take my shower first if that’s the case…
Sosa is at least as good at hitting as he is as bad at pitching, so we have nothing to lose.
How funny wouild it be if out of nowhere, Rocker (now fat) came running in from the bullpen like the old days. Plus, raising his arm and flipping his middle finger at the fans.
Now that would be funny.
mccann fell asleep. can’t really blame him though
go voltran!!!!! steal 3rd
perfect.
Hong Kong.
Wow. That sucks enormously.
Finally over. Now I can cheer myself up by watching “Psycho.” Good night all.
ok, I can have my shower and lunch now…
yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! METS WIN, METS WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Jeebus….
http://www.johnrocker.net/
Painful, just painful. The most depressing loss, well, since October in Houston.
And it falls on the WUSSY shoulders of big hangdog Reitsma, the WORST CLOSE IN BASEBALL.
stupid bastard.
Cool.
;laksdfha;lhf;alsk
WHAT A good game!!!!!
Yay, game over and we lose and the braves are going down this year.
LOL PETE!!!!!! “AND THE BRAVES LOSE IN 14 AGONIZING INNINS…… stay tuned after this”
That is comedic gold my friends.
The fact that we allowed 30 baserunners in a game and nearly won it is pretty remarkable.
BTW, my comment was directed at kc, not at the outcome of this game.
Chins up, Bravos. Tomorrow’s another day.
But hey, ‘dont panic’, guys. It’s only May. Plenty of teams with no closer or 1b have come back from 8 down. Don’t shake things up, or have a meeting, or trade for some help. Somehow, magically, this team will ‘click’ one day.
This is horrible.
see you guys next game. I am one happy mets fan. Wright will be to you what chipper has been to us. You will grow to hate and fear him.
This was a very entertaining game But we need to make a trade to make our pen better.When you have a 4run lead in the B7 There is no way that you should give up 4runs to tie it
You summed it up Brad. Everyone keeps saying “it’s only april, it’s only may, blah blah blah”
When the hell do you start doing something for petes sake.
Voltron with the lions ruled..though it was kinda 2nd rate.
Voltron with the cars sucked.
This game was Voltron with the cars.
go cary. You know about the voltron!!!!!
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Ku? der ganzen Welt!
Br?der, ?ber’m Sternenzelt
Mu? ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr st?rzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Sch?pfer, Welt?
Such’ ihn ?ber’m Sternenzelt!
?ber Sternen mu? er wohnen.
PS: please go away NY Mets? Is that civil enough for you.
I never saw the one with the cars?
Please don’t feed the tool, cary. It makes baby jebus cry 🙁
Guys, seriously. Ignore the little boy. It’s past his bedtime, anyway.
oh dan, dont be upset your team lost and pin it on me. I did nothing to you or your team. You act like I am the driving force behind your team not performing well
same goes for you other two. Get over it and stop acting like a baby. Have some fun and relax.
Yeah but you act like we want you here.
I just wet myself. No, really, I have no control over my digestive system. Good ole Depends.
Okay here’s the thing: I was tired and I wanted to go home.
oh boo hoo, NYmets is such an ass. He kids with us and means us no harm ,but we are such faggs we cant take it and bitch and moan about him.
Cry me a river!
God I am so glad you are here NYMETS. You make me look like a freaking saint in comparison.
Bless you my son.
my anal warts are bleeding. OMG i need some lotion.
I am here not because you want or dont want me here. I come here because i want to. So really your oppinion means nothing. Get over it and just relax. It’s not like im talking shit about the braves or I come in here to come after you in any way. I just find it interesting to see what braves fans think of the mets, thier team and baseball in general.
Aww.. he’s not all THAT bad. Besides, to the Victor (Diaz) goes the spoils.. for tonight anyway.
We’ve got to get something going in the bullpen. Aside from the Devil Rays, I’m not sure who has a worse relief pitching than we do. There just isn’t *anyone* to feel confident about.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d love it if they did well. Hell, Cormier was my favorite–Roll Tide–but they are just plain lacking as a group.
Plus, Get Betemit More Playing Time. I like the idea of moving him to 1B for this year if at all possible. LaRoche has that ugly wrist-whip in his swing that I can’t stand to watch. Looks like he’d be late on the fastball EVERY time. Plus, he stinks.
Maybe NY METS really is John Rocker. I notice similar homophobic speech patterns…
NYMET, does “diarrhea of the mouth” mean anything to you? Just curious.
glad i could make you look good buddy.
Time to think about next year. Get rid of Sosa, Retisma, Laroche by any means possible. Try to get some value for Giles.
Landogarner: no, is that something that you yourself practice at home?
Jenny, I thought you were going to bury some of our collective misery in Psycho?
OneEye, trade Giles? No way, I love him.
you guys need to just stop. Your team will play better. stop with the”get rid of everyone” or the “season is going down” You will probably end up making the wild card and getting into the playoffs. The phills are not a better team then the braves. Your team will be fine.
but the mets WILL WIN THE DIVISION NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT!
Trying to get rid of me, Lando? 🙂
I have been swallowing this all night, but I have to get it out: NY METS is a coward, hiding behind his stupid shifting AOL IP address like a little boy taunting from behind Mommy’s skirt, secure in the knowledge that he is all but untouchable and so he can troll and not be held accountable for what he says, unlike the rest of us, then pretending to be the misunderstood victim. So congrats, NY METS, you’re a real man. I hope this isn’t how you validate your real existence, because if so, you are a truly pathetic person and I pity you.
There. I feel better. And now I will make Lando happy and go away 😉
Pfff, who else is going to make me laugh after a lose like that but you?
I’m going to go cry myself to sleep now 🙁
This is just pitiful and hopeless. The Braves just don’t have the talent to be much over .500 this year, and there’s no longer any major saviors in the minors. Chipper Jones got ripped off by Time Warner – he thought he took a pay cut so the team could acquire some talent -instead those bastards at Time Warner paid ten dollar for a handful of should-be-minor-leagers and pocketed the rest. I guess J.S. had to publish his book quick before the new multi-year losing streak began.
Giles is an extremely streaky player who swings from his heels on any count/situation. He rarely has a productive out.
He is walking a bit more this year, but is on pace for another 100+ K season. His .622 OPS is one of the worst in the league this year (if not the worst). He is a #8 hitter who is batting leadoff for a very bad team.
But he has pretty good D though.