I would just like to take this time to condemn all the Reds boosters who attempt to usurp the Braves’ rightful place as the oldest franchise in American professional sports by insinuating that the Reds are descended from the 1869 Cincinnati Red Stockings. That team folded, and if any club has a right — or Wright — to claim descent from them, it is the Braves.

Also, last night I dreamt that Andruw Jones hosted Saturday Night Live.  I may be insane.  Discuss.