Braves really don’t appreciate the fact you’re sitting here.
Chip’s voice sounds horrible,
And we wish he wasn’t around here.
Watching this baseball, get a pitcher, and another round of brew.
Why don’t we get drunk and puke.

Why don’t we get drunk and puke.
Shelby Miller is great, but that ‘pen is like a zoo.
Melvin Upton, Jr. scored.
I can’t think that’s true.
So, why don’t we get drunk and puke.

It’s only 90 feet, Jason Grilli!

Why don’t we get drunk and puke.
We get bases loaded and a base hit, nobody scores.
They say this is a bad bullpen and I know that it’s true.
So, why don’t we get drunk, and puke.
Yeah now baby, I say,
Why don’t we get drunk and puke.