In news potentially related to this game, David Carpenter was DFAed today by the Yankees. With the current state of the Braves bullpen, you have to imagine the Braves would at least think about bringing him back and seeing if a reunion with Roger McDowell can get him back on track. Buster Olney tweeted that the Dodgers may take a look at him for their pen, too, and I suddenly morphed into a nightmarish fantasy world in which such a move would automatically usher the Braves into the Division Series this year, where they would face the Dodgers. With the series on the line, the baseball gods would arrange a Carpenter/Uribe rematch, and this time Carpenter would strike Uribe out on three pitches and then head to the clubhouse to await a champagne frenzy. These are the Braves we root for—you know this is going to happen.

In game-related news, Freddie Freeman really loves hitting in Phoenix, but there are really no warm-fuzzies the Braves will be taking away from this city, which is disappointing considering they were coming off of splitting a four-game set with the defending World Champs. Because this is a “rebuilding” year, though, I am determined to focus only on the positives this team provides, because the negatives were supposed to be around the whole time (and, really, the Braves traded their entire bullpen, lost one reliever they were counting on to Tommy John surgery and two others to PED suspensions, so the team not having enough arms to cover all of that is not surprising in the least).

Therefore, without further ado, I present you the list of the positives from this game in their entirety:

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