I have received a secret ESPN document: a decision tree to select which baseball game to air.
I don’t think any of us are surprised.
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I have received a secret ESPN document: a decision tree to select which baseball game to air.
I don’t think any of us are surprised.
Use code “Journal” for a 5% discount.
@ Sam from last thread –
“Getting Utley and Howard back is no more certain than “getting Chipper back.” Except they’ll be paying those guy $20+ mil for the next five or so years…”
Thanks, but you missed my point completely.
From last threat, JohnR: If you are going to Bratislava, do Vienna – it’s only 30 minutes away. Munich isnt’t too far either. Lots of good cities close by or a cheap hour’s flight away…
Well, watching Braves in Europe… only one way: mlb.tv.
Yeah it’s not like we have our two best hitters hurt. Our team is what it is, except that we’ll eventually get a 40 year old back in the lineup who might hit 10 HRs and hit .280 or so for probably 80 or 90 games.
That said, when in the lineup, Chipper is still our best overall hitter. Not sure whether that’s more of a compliment to Chipper or another example of how bad this roster really is.
Tonight’s lineup:
Bourn CF
Prado LF
McCann C
Uggla 2B
Freeman 1B
Diaz RF
Francisco 3B
Pastornicky SS
Beachy P
Thanks, but you missed my point completely.
Did I? I thought your point was that the Phillies lineup should improve along and along, but the Braves were going to be shut down forever. If that’s not right, please help me out.
@3 – Exactly. For at least the past 3 years, McCann has been the best hitter on the team. I love Brian as much as I’m sure we all do, but a truly competitive line-up needs Brian McCann to be it’s 3rd best hitter (Maaaaybe 2nd best if there is very little drop-off behind).
And any line-up featuring Pastornicky and Francisco really needs to make up for them by having some mashers at the top.
Francisco just looked terrible in his one game + one PA. It’s obviously a small sample size.
Diaz for Heyward already?
Sam, yes you did. My point was that the Phillies have a crap lineup right now and shouldnt be expected to score many runs until Utley and Howard return. The Braves on paper look much better than their current level of production and should be able to put some runs on the scoreboard. Thats what makes these offensive struggles that much more frustrating.
My comment wasn’t meant as a put-down of Francisco or Tyler specifically, just that it’s a batting order relying on two guys with very little ML experience. You can get away with that if the other 6 hitters are murderers row.
Why Fransisco over Jhey against Happ? Neither guy has faced him so Im confused on why Fredi chose that lineup.
edit.
Heyward obviously didn’t impress Fredi this weekend. What with the walks and extra base hits and all. This concerns me…
Scumbag Fredi Gonzalez.
Q – What’s funnier than Braves fans giving up on the season after 3 bad games?
A – Yankee fans doing the same thing.
Not sure a game could be much less enticing to watch than this one. Jurrjens/Livan starting would be worse, I suppose, but blech, what a lineup.
@8 – That’s fair. My bad.
I boldly predict a win tonight.
I hate Fredi Gonzalez.
Mac,
On your Super Sekrit ESPN flowchart, you forgot to put in the part that includes Duke playing basketball. Or, reshowing a Duke game from the last ten years on replay.
Other than that, you would have had me.
@18 I came back here to post exactly that, verbatim. He is the destroyer of baseball joy.
I think I really mean this:
Braves should make Chipper player/manager for this year. He’s going to be here anyway, so he might as well see if he likes it.
It’s not like he would do worse than is currently being done.
Chipper has said recently that he has no interest in managing, but would love to be a hitting coach.
Serious question for everyone.
You have a slingshot and only one rock. You are standing on Peachtree. To your left is Fredi Gonzalez. To your right, for some reason, is Shane Victorino.
So who do you pelt? And why?
Victorino, mostly because I’m not convinced Fredi would feel anything hitting him directly in the head. Don’t want to waste my rock.
Add another rock, and the answer is you pelt Fredi twice, just to be sure.
Heyward sits? Seriously? Screw Fredi.
@24, Actually, I’m pretty sure this previously posted gif is proof that the rock wouldn’t do much damage to Victorino either:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/741867/VictorinoHitInHead_medium.gif
@27 – HA! I could watch that all day.
Matt Diaz vs J.A. Happ (17 PA) – .533/.588/.867 (1.455)
Martin Prado vs J.A. Happ (13 PA) – .200/.385/.600 (.985)
Jason Heyward vs LHP* (322 PA) – .227/.323/.365 (.688)
But hey, you boys pretend like there’s no rationale at all for it, okay? It makes you *feel better* and all.
*Heyward has not faced Happ.
I think that the complaint is less about Diaz than about Francisco.
Exactly. If he wants to start Diaz, fine. But wtf with Francisco over Heyward? Heyward needs to play when he’s healthy. Francisco has looked completely out of control at the plate so far.
30—Yes. Obviously.
A better case can be made against Francisco, certainly. But unless you think Heyward should play every single day you’re going to need to get him rest somewhere. And you’re going to need to get Francisco ABs somewhere. And honestly, there’s no real reason to believe Heyward would fare better than Francisco against the lefty tonight.
Francisco needs to get at bats too. You aren’t going to get through the season playing Heyward every day.
I think Francisco will always look out of control at the plate. But hopefully he will connect on some long ones in the process.
It’s the 4th game of the year. We lost the 1st three and he was one of the few offensive players showing signs of life. We need to win tonight. Francisco is a spare and Heyward is not.
I was critical of Heyward’s swing last year, especially how high he was holding his hands. So far (granted it’s just a handful of AB’s) I have to say that he’s fixed that problem and he looks a lot better up there to me. Why would you sit the one guy on the team that has at least hit the ball hard a few times? Why would you sit him against a lefty when you know you need him to hit lefties this year? If Heyward is a platoon player (and if is platoon partner is Matt F. Diaz) then we’re freaking dooooomed.
Someone said it perfectly a few blogs back – I can take losing because we just suck, but losing because we’re stupid is harder to take, and Fredi surely appears stupid.
You aren’t going to get through the season playing Heyward every day because he gets hurt somewhat frequently. So when he’s not hurt, you should probably play him all you can. Yeah he’ll need rest occasionally if he’s playing all the time, but in the fourth game of the season?
And the real reason to believe that Heyward would be better against Happ tonight is because he’s a better hitter period. That’s ignoring defense and baserunning, both of which he is far and away better at than Francisco.
Also, 17 and 13 PA samples of a couple of batters against a certain pitcher would be terrible grounds upon which to base any sort of decision.
The other side of Heyward’s proneness to injury is to give him lots of rest, to try to avoid the sort of catastrophic injury that he’s managed to find the last couple of years. Might not work, of course, but it’s not notably less reasonable than the “play him every day until he inevitably hurts himself” tack.
As for sample size, yeah, sure a few ABs are poor statistical measures. On the other hand, some players see some pitchers and hit them well. If you don’t believe that ask Tom Glavine about Mike Redmond sometime.
I predict Diaz goes 1 for 4.
I also predict Francisco goes 1 for 4.
“Francisco needs to get at bats too. You aren’t going to get through the season playing Heyward every day.”
It’s game four.
This is going to be a morning recap. Could be a lot of delayed recaps for the next few weeks.
Five pitches, two outs. We’re right on target.
… and Brian McCann bunts a ball foul for strike one. Sure.
DOB tweeted that Francisco is 5 for 12 at Minute Maid Park. A small sample to be sure, but an insight into FG’s thinking here.
Travis Buck saw as many pitches in that at-bat — eight — as the Braves saw in their entire half-inning.
Is it early for a ‘fire Keener’ campaign?
And the no-hitter is broken!
So Francisco is playing because the Braves want to get an extended look at him before Jones is reactivated sometime soon, and they need to make a roster move?
Wouldn’t Constanza be the one demoted?
Two hits by left-handed batters against left-handed pitching. Who are these guys, the 1927 Yankees?
Tyler! First MLB RBI!
Wow, I can’t believe they pitched to Pastornicky.
Holy crap, a lead.
@52, Fredi might actually get his first manager’s win of the year, the way this is going.
Tyler! Pastornicky isn’t looking like he’ll be a problem for the offense. Unlike the rest of the offense.
Pastornicky has the best slash stats — all three — in the lineup. Obviously, that will probably change the next time through the lineup.
The problem is that the rest of the offense is hitting like everyone expected Pastornicky to.
That would be our very first hit with RISP this year. Go Pastornicky! (Do we have a nickname for that guy yet?)
Yess! Way ta hustle, Beachy.
YES!
Way to go Beachy!
Brandon Beachy shows the truth in the old saying, “If you want a job done right and you can’t smash your lineup’s kneecaps before the game, do it yourself.”
What are these things crossing the plate for the Braves in the second inning? What does it mean?
Well, Diaz’s FC mean Heyward to AAA.
They’re “runs,” RJ, and in ancient days the Atlanta Braves used to win baseball games by scoring them.
Braves lead! Braves lead! Braves lead!
Astros Journal reports: “This game is over.”
Is that how they say “doooomed” in Texas?
That’s dang ol’ doomed man, I tell you what.
I just saw 2-0 on game cast can this be right!?
I get the impression that, even though Juan Francisco is a very poor hitter, he’s a very poor fielder.
I like how Joe and Chip talked like the Braves are letting Fransico play because they will have to make a roster move tomorrow. Guess what boys, he is out of options. I wonder how hard Fredi will cry when Constanza is send off?
@70 lol and most likely a horrific runner
“I wonder how hard Fredi will cry when Constanza is send off?”
It’s going to be a sad day for Sam tomorrow.
@68, Thanks for the translation, Mr. Boomhauer. I mean, Dale, er, Mr. Shackleford.
Let’s get more.
Lol it’s a kleenex moment tomorrow for fredi.
Nitram Odarp!
I don’t even know how he got that one, it looked like it was on his shoetops.
I’ve already had two Cokes and we’re only in the 3rd inning. And Francisco is 1-1, so good for FG.
This is more like it.
Wow, this offense is simulating life!
3-0 in the third inning? Who are these guys, the 1998 Colorado Rockies?
Was a great at bat by prado
Best catcher in baseball!
“Who are these guys, the 1998 Colorado Rockies?”
2003 Braves. Scored over 900 runs. Lost their first three games of the season to the future fourth-place Expos. Finished season at 101-61.
(Yeah right.)
Brandon somehow managed to walk Jordan Schafer, chiefly by throwing the ball very far from the strike zone.
Just throw it to him, Brandon. Lord knows he can’t hit.
Brandon throwing too many pitches so far!
Lord knows, but Stu doesn’t!
/F***ing Success.
Fail.
Wow. Juan Francisco is terrible at everything.
Ugh.
Can’t throw the ball, that’s for sure.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Yep…great idea to play Francisco. I f-ing hate Fredi
They say Francisco is deadly in he field
Let’s see, Heyward is on the bench right now so we can have that type of crap with Prado in left and Diaz in right?
Francisco? Wow that was a whole portfolio of suck right there. You could probably charge him with two errors on one play.
Wow. I fire up the game to see 3-0. The first two plays I see are TWO errors on one play followed by one crappy cutoff throw home.
Gameday says “In play, runs score,” on a 92 mph cutter on the outsider corner. Looks like a good pitch.
So much cussing.
Can’t field, can’t hit, can’t manage. What a team.
Well, that mirage of competence was fun while it lasted.
Sorry, I meant to explicitly ask about how that pitch/swing looked on video. Did Brandon throw a good pitch and just get beat?
And somehow it’s 3-3.
Yeah — Buck’s double was on an outside cutter — and he’s left-handed, so if he swings at an outside pitch he’s almost certain to hit it towards the left side. But for some reason, Francisco was playing WAY off the third base line. Either Brandon missed his spot or Francisco was asleep.
I think we might be looking at 0-162.
Sheer butchery.
Solid inning, fellas. Keep it up.
As I was saying, Francisco is a spare.
Really glad Fredi wanted to get him some AB’s over heyward before chipper comes back in the middle of an 8 game losing streak. Idiot.
Catch the ball. Throw the ball. Hit the ball.
I’m throwing Francisco in with Durbin and Livan as products of a desperate organization whose feeding tube has been severed by its corporate overseers.
Not having Prado at third comes back to bite the Braves. Good work Fredi.
“The errors are still being sorted out,” intone the Astros announcers as the fourth inning begins.
Can we trade Francisco for Hoover?
There wasn’t anything wrong with the cutoff throw home from Pastonicky. McCann tried to apply the tag too soon.
Francisco is more like Alex Gonzalez. We needed a player at that position and so we got someone available, who happens to have moderate power and zero plate discipline. So we were dealing from a position of desperation.
But unlike AAG, Francisco sucks at defense.
Sam, there was something wrong with Pastornicky’s throw. It was high and towards the third-base line. An accurate throw gets the runner at home. The error was because it was high and McCann missed catching it.
I can’t stand this team ugh
Braves like Fransisco’s upside and have wanted him for a long time. Says about all we need to know right now.
@113
I agree, they gave it to him for letting the runner get to third. IT should have been on McCann though.
Time for Happ to turn in to Kofax
I like his upside, too, but not enough to play him instead of Jason Heyward.
Wait, we have 4 errors thru 3 innings? nice….
121- And three on one guy. Who now has a .400 … fielding percentage.
Heyward woulda had it.
Now, I’ve seen three full baseball games this year. And braves.com tells me these 25 guys were present at all three of them. So it is verifiably true that they have at least SEEN how baseball is played.
I think Francisco will get a lot of playing time. He was signed to back up Chipper and we don’t have anyone ready in the minors that’s any better. We need to keep him and option Constanza just so Fredi will stop giving Constanza AB’s. He may try to bring in Constanza even when he’s not on the roster, but hopefully we have contingency plans for that as well.
@123,
Yep, so far not starting heyward has cost us at LEAST three runs, maybe more.
God this is so lame
i’m out.
Sure glad we had Diaz there in right.
This is magically bad
Now four
The Braves have just gifted the Astros this lead. Two straight innings with two outs and they start throwing the ball all over the place and give up an RBI hit to the opposing pitcher.
125- I refuse to believe that Simmons or Terdoslavich could be worse than this. They’d have to carry Ebola to be worse than a guy with no bat or glove.
This is the worst. Shouldn’t they at least wait until June to play like this?
Can someone remind me why Wren traded for Diaz?
@135: Diaz told Wren not to forget him–and he didn’t.
So was September 2011 the fluke, or was April-August of that year?
133 – He’s got a ton of power, and has hit the ball hard in several AB’s so far. Granted he appears to lack plate discipline, but this roster lacks power and his bat will be welcome off the bench every now and then. If he’s this bad defensively then of course he won’t stick around long, but I’m hoping that he’s just nervous b/c this is his big chance, and after sh*tting the bed and getting it out of his system he’ll settle down and be fine. Patience with younger players should be one of Fredi’s strengths (assuming he has strengths).
I blame Beachy. He had no business walking Scharfer and then he can’t get the bottom of the order. IMO he nibbles way too much. I’m so impresed with these great young Braves pitchers.
Is this what the ’80s were like?
Will the media call out Fredi for sitting Heyward?
I thought Beachy looked pretty good through the first couple innings. I’d be rattled after watching the left side of my infield make three errors on two plays, too.
Funny that the new Stooges movie is a Braves’ sponsor.
141 – what media?
@140
Chuck Tanner was better than Fredi
Boog tweeted about it a second ago. (miss boog.)
Would trade Francisco for Miguel Cabrera’s defense.
I’d trade him for Cabrera’s liver.
140 – I was too young to really know how bad they were then. What did I care? Dale Murphy was on tv everyday!
So do the Braves have any pitcher capable of pitching into the 5th or beyond?
What were the four errors? I’ve been in and out of this game. I’m starting to regret the in part.
@150, Or throwing over 92 mph?
Well, a perfect start to this inning…Beachy gets jobbed on a swinging strikeout and then walks the lead off hitter. Has the makings of a big Astros inning for sure
On a somewhat tough grounder, Francisco’s throw pulled Freeman off the bag. (1)
On a grounder, Francisco bobbled the ball (2), then he wheeled around to try to get a runner advancing to third but threw it at Pastornicky’s feet. (3)
On a play at the plate, Pastornicky threw the relay throw too high for McCann to be able to tag the runner out; the runner advanced to third on the throw, which got away from McCann. (4)
Beachy has hit 94 tonight. Minor hit 93 in his start.
It’s almost Livan-time!
Freeman has saved about 9 errors tonight.
A double play! Praise be.
Aggression!
Screw fielding metrics. Freddie Freeman is the best fielding first baseman in the history of baseball and the Braves are lucky to have him.
@159
Agreed
Great…straight up hibernation mode
I miss Larry Parrish.
@153,
Thanks, Alex. Woof.
Heeeeeere’s Livan!
Heyward is in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I guess Fredi has seen enough of Francisco tonight…
The Livan of today is twice the pitcher than 1997 Livan…literally twice the size.
..and now he fixes it, 4 runs later. Fredi is such a troll. A really good one.
Why is Simmons in AAA again?
LOL, Livan Hernandez thinks losing is funny.
Livan sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Joe Simpson is blaming Tyler for Livan crawling to first on that play.
Livan is also a good troll, but we knew that already.
Okay, what the hell was that defensive shift?
Geez. It’s too bad we can’t put a Rascal Scooter by the mound so Livan can cover first base.
The runs Livan will give up are not really of consequence because we are done scoring anyway
No reason to go get Livan here. None at all.
Fred McGriff … the AFLAC duck … Corpulent ex-‘Bama OL Andre Smith … Stephen Hawking … the old space-shuttle crawler transporter … glaciers in Greenland … a Merchant-Ivory film …
… all of these move faster than Livan Hernandez.
EDIT: I’ll add Fredi’s brain waves. But it’s a photo finish.
When do we release Livan? My guess is May 15th.
Can we call Livan “Boom-boom Bobby” for old time’s sake?
(See glossary.)
If you didn’t see this coming, I wish I could be as optimistic as you.
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said God is dead
And the war’s begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today
I think Wren hates his job. Livan was supposed to be the final sign, but upper management is pretty dense. He thought Durbin would be super obvious. Nope.
Blame Wren for this washed up fatso not Fredi.
@179: that’s my and John Smoltz’s birthday.
At least in the 70’s and 80’s we had fantastic broadcasters.
Livansauras wants to ensure we are 0-4
Livan has done all but ask to come out of the game. The real problem is sitting in the dugout texting Bobby what he should do. Too bad Bobby can’t text and Fredi hasn’t figured that out in over a year.
I didn’t think it was possible to hate Livan more. Lesson learned–there is always more hate in me.
@188, Winner.
I’m guessing the last time the Braves started 0-4 was during the Reagan administration.
@191
Yep, 1988
I bet Livan goes out for another inning
I think the flowchart says Durbin is next
185- I hope it’s my birthday instead, which is next Monday.
194- I’m sure you’re right. Someone needs to find that flowchart and arrange it so that Fredi sticks his head in a toilet.
@183
This team is Wren’s way of telling Liberty Media, “You pay for s—, you get s—.” Payroll is $10 million less than it was in 2002; it was $26 million above the mean then; it’s $14.4 million below the mean now.
@193, Why so safe? I bet he starts Thursday.
@194 – Wrong. Venters.
You know your team is bad when the Astros announcers are pondering the longest losing streaks to start a season when referring to the start your team in the midst of
Guys, my registration of firefredigonzalez.com expires on the 17th. Should I renew?
Feel bad for the Twitter researcher looking for innocuous questions. I’ve had half a mind to start tweeting abuse at the official Braves Twitter account.
“Nice job today, assholes” #Braves
#200,
Renew? Hell, take it public on the NYSE.
Why did we think we needed Livan Hernandez? Is it because his name ends with ‘z’? Scott Proctor would’ve been better. Or Dan Kolb. Or Dan Kolb’s mom. Or carrying 11 pitchers.
Livan Hernandez, still a Braves-killer.
And Heyward still can’t lay off sliders low and away.
@204 – Early front-runner for post of the year.
@198 – Oh yeah, I’d be completely unsurprised to see Venters come in with a three run deficit. He really does shit like that. Hell, Kimbrel probably needs some work too.
I’m out. Enjoy the meaningless 2 runs they’ll probably eek out against the wife beater in the 9th.
HE SENT LIVAN BACK OUT THERE!?!?!
Poor Hernandez, the only NL team he can pitch well against, he can’t even pitch to now.
Well, now it’s a mop-up situation. No reason to take him out now if you didn’t before.
We may never see Kimbrel again.
Kimbrel is still on the team? Had no idea….
Hey, I just had an idea — can we blame this one on the state of Texas?
The official scorekeeper ought to be able to give this loss to Francisco rather than Beachy
What? So the manager can go to the mound and bring in a new pitcher?
Mets about to go 4-0.
My money is on him bringing Kimbrel into get some work. Bill parcels always says your only as good as your last……fredi isn’t verygood
Incidentally, I’m not nearly as concerned about the hitting and the crappy end of our bullpen as I am our starting pitching. There’s a reason we’ve had to go to the crappy end of our bullpen in all these games save the Hanson start, and that’s because our starting pitching has sucked in every game save that one. The hitting will come around at some point. In fact, you could argue we’d be well on our way to two wins in a row right now if the starter hadn’t collapsed in both games. We scored five runs yesterday and appeared to be well on our way today.
I don’t mind Kimbrel getting the rest. He certainly won’t get much the rest of the year.
I hate this team.
I was heading down for a game this weekend. Not anymore. I am not spending any money on this bunch of losers.
Standing pat sure looks like the smart, scotch-laden move at this point. Very smart. Very scotch-laden. Scotchity, scotchity, scothity…Braves won 90…we do nothing, and the fans will like it.
Another double with a splash, please!
Of course, the Braves had to do this during Passover, when beer is religiously forbidden.
@223, Bourbon for me, thanks. This season will make a lush out of me.
Tomorrow’s line up
RF Constanza
SS Chipper
3B Durbin
1B Diaz
LF Prado
CF Don Sutton
P Livan
C Jack Wilson
2B Uggla
@219 – I don’t think you can say Beachy collapsed. Beachy minus Francisco would’ve been just fine.
Whiskey’s tricky. Rye is definitely forbidden. Many authorities prohibit corn as well.
Oh, for f$%k’s sake.
DURBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes…you know…you just have to…you know…tip your cap.
Francisco, Hernandez and Durbin are just awesome.
Wren is a genius.
LOL. Literally, LOL.
Could Durbin possibly be worse than Scott Proctor? Will he exhibit the same undead properties?
#231 – They certainly havent helped
I was so looking forward to this year. At this point four Games in I feel like the season is lost. This keeps up fredi won’t make it to may
Livan and Durbin: The Touchables.
I wish we would use some of our good RPs in close games, so that we can use our other good relief pitchers when the games stay close.
So let’s recap:
Three Houston runs created by Francisco.
Two Houston runs created by Hernandez.
Two Houston runs created by Durbin.
The Holy Trinity of slapdash solutions. Ordinarily I’d say these were duct-tape solutions, but that’s too kind. More like Scotch tape.
I can’t believe our crappy players are crappy. Unexpected and just plain rude if you ask me.
When is Moylan back? You have to think he’d take a spot from Livan or Durbin, right? …right?
I vote we let Durbin ptich BP
Breathtakingly bad baseball.
Lefthanders hitting a pedestrian .667 off durbin
@226
No, he collapsed. None of those errors directly resulted in a run and there were two outs. Even if you assume the double was Francisco’s fault, which we don’t know, it was still 3-2 when he started hanging pitches to everybody in sight and giving up RBI hits to the pitcher and such. He wasn’t good enough, and neither were Jurrjens or Minor.
Who goes on the first with strained shittiness? Durbin or Livan?
Being in Atlanta I got to watch the Braves for the first time this year. I think I would rather watch retuns of Andy Griffith. The Brsves play like Aunt Bea.
So basically we have to have a lead going into the 5th inning, otherwise Livan or Durbin or Craig McMurtry will brought in to eat innings. And by “eat” I mean give up a shit ton of runs and render the rest of the game pointless.
Livan can hit better than half our regulars, maybe we should teach him to play LF.
Hey look, now Hinske comes up to pinch hit instead of Constanza.
lol @ Diaz
Why no Hinske or even Constanza here?
Diaz 4-4 with a great catch
This is worse than the end of last season. This is like August ’08, post-Tex trade all over again. The salad days of Jorge Campillo, Buddy Carlyle, Charlie Morton, Casey Kotchman, Corky Miller and Brandon Jones.
Has Diaz started 3 of 4 games now? That really is inexcusable.
@251. Corky miller would be an upgrade at this point
Chris Resop would be an upgrade at this point.
@246
We don’t have to have a lead going into the fifth, but our starter does need to pitch through the freaking sixth without having it seem like a monumental accomplishment. Nobody’s managed that this year, even in the good start. That’s bad, and is way more ominous than any slump the hitters are in right now or the shocking revelation that Livan and Durbin suck, because if the starters keep coming out in the fifth, crappy Livan and Durbin are gonna see a lot of action this year.
Pitching with 4 errors behind you doesnt help your pitch count either. Biggest concern is the fact that this team, no shock here, still cant hit lefties.
Per Bowman:
Braves are 0-4 for the first time since 1988, when they went 54-106
@255, 256 – Can’t we just agree that everyone on the Braves has sucked very efficiently thus far?
@255, I don’t know if it’s “way more ominous.” Our pitchers have gone a little deeper into games (albeit not deep enough) more recently than our hitters have done anything at all at the plate. Hitting was a chronic problem last year; pitching, not so much. I’d wait more than one turn through the rotation before sweating our starters relative to our bats.
Recap: pffft.
We got Delgado going tomorrow?
“This is worse than the end of last season. This is like August ’08, post-Tex trade all over again. The salad days of Jorge Campillo, Buddy Carlyle, Charlie Morton, Casey Kotchman, Corky Miller and Brandon Jones.”
Wow, bad memories.
Let it be noted that Brad Mills pitched to Pastornicky with the pitcher due up next, a runner in scoring position, and two outs — and still outmanaged Fredi.
Braves are 0-4 for the first time since 1988, when they went 54-106
Seems attainable.
246 – if we’re trailing then the starter will be pinch hit for in the middle innings regardless of how he’s pitching because we need more Constanza AB’s.
Mac has often written that this team doesn’t deserve Chipper. This team doesn’t deserve Mac’s recaps, either.
I remember in the 70’s being depressed about the Braves by May 1st, but we have a new record here. How don’t we lose 100 games this year?
I just took a dump that could out-manage Fredi.
[Further joke about “runs.”]
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1067438/index.htm
I’m calling for Hall and Oats tomorrow
Yes we can Nick. Here’s something to ponder till tomorrow. Braves team scored 3 runs, Houston’s 9th hole hitters scored 4. Enjoy
Everyone should have watched Hawaii Five 0 instead of the game. It was a pretty intense episode.
It is not too soon to give up on the season, right?
“However, our performance in the month of September was unacceptable to all in the organization, and we will evaluate and analyze our missteps to do all we can to prevent this from happening again. Our General Manager, Frank Wren, and his staff have already begun to evaluate our team and will be focusing throughout the off-season on building upon the strengths of this team and repairing our weaknesses to achieve our goal.”
-Schuerholz, October 6, 2011
@236, I lol’d.
273 – That’s awesome. So our front office boys did some heavy analysis over the winter, and deduced that we needed to add two totally-shitty-should-be-out-of-baseball relievers that will be used in all high-leverage middle inning jams, and that we should also add the should-be-out-of-baseball Matt Diaz because nobody else wanted him and he’s fun to have in the clubhouse (and oh by the way he’ll play more innings than Heyward).
I guess one way to prevent another September collapse is to be 40 games back on Aug 31. At that point nobody will be asking them those pesky “does the way the 2011 season ended still bother you guys?” questions. Seems like a win/win.
Fredi seems like the kind of guy who would cut a fart in a crowded room and blame it on a pregnant lady.
@276 sdp, that would require a level of “quick thinking” of which Fredi is genetically incapable.
#266 and #273 almost make losing worth it….
After all, its just 4 games, Right?
Do you know who the Braves beat for their first win 1988?
Don Sutton and the Dodgers!
So my buddy went to the Braves game in Houston tonight, while I saw Bruce Springsteen in Madison Square Garden. Our texts went something like this:
Him: Yes, Braves up 3-0!
Me: C’mon up for the rising!
Him: Dammit, 3-2 now.
Me: “Crazy Janie & her mission man…” He’s doing “Spirit in the Night”!
Him: We’re dropping the ball all over the field. It’s 3-3 now–—3 errors in the inning. This is bad. He must be playing “Mary Queen of Arkansas” now, right?
Me: “Trapped” Whoa-oh-oh!
Him: Ack, it’s 4-3 Astros. Livan just failed to cover first, seemingly out of disinterest.
Me: Fuggin’ fat-ass. “Dogs on main street howl…”
Him: It’s 8-3 now.
Me: “Backstreets”!
Him: The new guy really blew this one. I’m glad you’re having fun. We’re getting killed.
Me: “Rosalita”! (Sorry)
#268: Thanks for that link. That’s some good readin’.
As fate would have it, I’ll be in Houston the next couple days. That means Braves-Astros for me tomorrow night. I will be the guy with Fredi on the back of his jersey if anyone sees me and wants to punch me in the face.
From the article mentioned in #268:
“Murphy, 32, still has at least five good years in him.”
Oh, if only that had been true. Also, I had no idea that Boston offered Jim Rice for Brad Komminsk. As someone who watched the latter hit many a moon shot at the old Durham Athletic Park, I probably wouldn’t have made that trade either, but in retrospect- damn.
@244 – Durbin. I doubt Livan’s shittiness can be strained.
Good to know I didn’t miss anything after falling asleep last night.
Hernadez, Francisco, Durbin.
Who told you these guys could play, Frank?
Add Constanza and Diaz- that’s a fifth of the roster, and more than that in playing time so far, burned on sub-replacement schmucks.
Recapped.