Hello, I am Tony LaRussa, and I am the greatest overmanager in baseball history! I would send a runner on an 0-2 pitch with nobody out and Mark McGwire at the plate! I’ll bring in a lefty to face a lefthanded hitting pitcher with a righthanded hitter on deck! You know that one day someone’s going to start a game with a lefty pitcher in left field and a righty on the mound and change them depending upon the hitter, and you know it’s going to be me! I’m also an attorney, and I would be on the short list for the Supreme Court except that I’m too big of a genius! Also, this is a wig!