What’s going on in Oakland? The Raiders sign Jeff George, the Warriors dug up Don Nelson to be their coach… What’s Billy Beane’s response? I mean, if he’s so great, he has to at least make Dick Williams the bench coach or something. I know… He should sign Sammy Sosa, and make Mark McGwire the assistant hitting instructor.

And now, today’s opening act: Elvis Costello and the Attractions!