Not much. The Braves signed Brian Jordan to a minor league contract. Let us never speak of this again. Pete Orr can back up in the outfield if necessary, Thorman or Jurries could probably wear a glove and do a Klesko imitation. Billy McCarthy is still around in AAA (last I heard) after a catastrophic season in which he first stank up the joint and then suffered a season-ending injury. He’s been removed from the 40-man roster; his future is murky at best.

The only minor league outfielder on the 40-man is Josh Burrus. The Braves had to put him there or lose him, but I can’t believe anyone would have bit, because he’s sucked for most of his minor league career. A first round pick in 2001 out of — can you believe it? — a Marietta high school, Burrus was converted from third base some years ago and spent his first three years toiling in the low minors, probably because he hadn’t hit at all. He was pretty good in Myrtle Beach last year (.284/.349/.462 — remember the park) but considering that he was in his fourth year of professional baseball I’m not all that impressed, and he was overwhelmed in Mississippi. That didn’t stop the team from promoting him to Richmond, where he went 6-19. (He might not have gotten promoted except that Johnson and Francoeur had, leaving holes in the upper levels of the system.) His walk rate isn’t all that bad, but it’s not a plus, his career minor league batting average is .258, and he’s averaged about six homers a season. He might turn out to be a player, but his minor league record is less impressive than, say, George Lombard’s.

The rest of the Richmond outfield was made up of minor league bozos like Esix Snead, John Barnes, and Kerry Robinson, all of whom remember the Carter Administration and all of whom have played briefly in the majors for no readily apparent reason. They may be back in spring training, or someone just like them will. Like, I now discover, Michael Ryan and Dave Kelton. They’re probably a half step ahead of the Snead group. These guys were once legitimate prospects but stalled out in the high minors, have a couple years’ worth of Major League experience. I see no reason to prefer them to anyone currently in the majors, but they’re at least capable of playing Major League ball without embarrassing themselves too much.

After McCann and Francoeur were called up to the majors (and Scott Thorman to AAA), Mississippi suffered a power outage of Katrinaesque proportions. Other than Francoeur, their most common outfielders were Onil Joseph, Gregor Blanco, Mike Rosamond, Burrus, and Carlos Duran in that order. The five combined for 24 homers in 1401 AB. Nine were by Rosamond, a minor league journeyman; the four who could be considered “prospects” hit fifteen in 1157. But they’re all fast!

Joseph was on the 40-man roster last year but was removed when someone realized that 23-year-old outfielders who hit .249/.302/.343 in AA are not precious commodities no matter their time in the 40-yard dash. Joseph is a lousy player, always has been. Blanco is a little more interesting, largely because he’s younger. He doesn’t have any power either, but takes some walks and has hit .271 a couple of times, plus he’s very fast. His career slugging percentage of .392 is boosted by a lot of triples and speed doubles. Twenty years ago, he would have had a career; now his best chance is to either hope a meteor hits the Braves’ outfield or hook on with the Devil Rays. Duran maybe has a smidgeon more power than the other two, but that’s like comparing the respective singing abilities of Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashlee Simpson, as his career minor league slugging percentage is only .390. Seriously, it’s like the Vince Coleman All Stars. Yeah, Mississippi and Richmond had to give up some players to the big club, but it wasn’t that many, and just two outfielders. Someone wasn’t doing their job, because there’s no way that a club should end the year without a single possibly useful player in their AA or AAA outfield.

Brian Jordan Statistics – Baseball-Reference.com
John Barnes – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Esix Snead – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Kerry Robinson Statistics – Baseball-Reference.com
Dave Kelton – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Michael Ryan – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Bill McCarthy – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Josh Burrus – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Carlos Duran – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Onil Joseph – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Gregor Blanco – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards
Mike Rosamond Jr. – Baseball Statistics – Biography, Minor League Stats and Baseball Cards