Author: Seat Painter

Matt ‘The Dark Knight’ Harvey swooped into Atlanta last night, and routed the various henchmen, flunkies, and lackeys that Fredi ‘Joker’ Gonzalez ran out to attempt to bait him into the latest death trap....

So, in an effort to help the Braves, I went back to reread the baseball rules to see if I could spot something that Fredi et al. had missed. And you know what I found? Apparently there are something called (Dr. Evil Finger...

Another year of Friday Recaps begins, and let’s do a Running Diary. Because as Joel Goodson pontificated, sometimes you have to say what the heck. Since this is a family blog, I dropped the f word. Well, not dropped as in...

Well, I started off the season with a running diary, so I thought I would finish the season off with one. All times approximate. 6:15 – The daughters go off to dance class, so Mrs. Painter and I head out to a quick salad...

Well, last night the Braves did something they almost never do – light up Jose Fernandez – with Nick Markakis leading off with his third homer of the year, and Atlanta tacking on three more runs, but that promising...