No Game Thread From Last Night

First, I didn’t see the game. Second, I’m boycotting Bryce Elder starts until he does something unElderly.

Pick On Someone Your Own Size!

I think we are slowly coming to that point in the season where you no longer lick your chops at teams with much worse records than you, planning to make games up quickly. Having lost a series to the seriously meh Angels, we now have a four game series against the Orioles, a team I’d say has a terrible record except that it’s only two games worse than our record.

The Orioles are 22nd in runs scored, those chumps, while the Braves sit comfortably in… 24th. Our pitching, though, is much better, led by Sale and Schwellenbach. As long as we have those guys, we should have no trouble with the Orioles at all. If not, we can always sign Huascar Ynoa or somebody.

The Orioles answer to Sean Murphy, Adley Rutschman, is currently on the IL with an oblique, just like Murphy had last year. His backup, Chadwick Tromp, the Orioles’ answer to Drake Baldwin, is also on the shelf so they may choose to go without a catcher. This should improve the Braves’ chances, and certainly would if we could ever get someone on base. Just kidding…. the Orioles catcher is now Gary Sanchez, a hitting catcher who seemingly can’t hit any more. It doesn’t really matter…. they’ll probably get hits out of their fifth string catcher, Jacob Stallings, who spent a few weeks unemployed after the Rockies cut him loose. I’m not sure what it takes to lose a job in Colorado.

Optimistic? You betcha.

Fireworks

Old home week for the 4th of July as Charlie Morton returns tonight to take on Spencer Strider. Charlie will no doubt get a very appreciative greeting. He will then proceed to strike out 15 or so Braves who feel sorry for him. Like all 4th of July games, this one will end around 4:30 am once Stuart Fairchild hits a homer. (Did you know Stuart Fairchild hit 8 homers last year? Did he then decide he was too bulked up?)