Last night, I am told, was Tuesday night, and so it was my turn to recap. I forgot, but unlike many of my recent successes, my failure to watch the game did not result in our opponents’ failure to win.

Spencer Strider came back, had a first inning from hell, and then sort of did okay, though he gave up three runs in the first on four hits and a wild pitch, and over the next four innings he gave up two more hits including a solo homer, as well as one walk and two hit batsmen. He was off. But he’s healthy, which is apparently more than can be said for the Nationals’ rookie center fielder, Dylan Crews, who had the homer but now has an injured oblique.

We’re doomed, Christmas is cancelled, puppies are going extinct and apple pie is illegal, and all that, but I’m comfortable flushing the memory of this one game because the guy didn’t have his timing. Let’s just beat ’em today, please?