Greetings from Australia. Look: I’m very confused. I’m supposed to throw up a game thread for the Friday night tilt between our Braves and the New York Yankees, but there’s catch: it’s already Saturday here. It seems really unfair to put up a Friday game thread on Saturday. After all, I should know who wins by now.

I don’t want to spoil it for you guys, or for myself for that matter. It never occurred to me before that Peter Moylan ought to have a huge advantage in predictions: he can just look up the answer from the future if this Australian thing sticks with him.

Chris Sale (9-2, 2.98) took on Carlos Rodon (9-3, 3.18) . I think if I said any more I might give stuff away. You chumps living back there in the past should feel free to comment from your puny perches in what you so blithely call “the present.” But I’m ahead of you…. literally.

The next crazy part is that this is a Friday game, so I’m supposed to recap it. If I just posted the recap now, though, y’all wouldn’t get a chance to comment live. Ryan wants you to be ab *That remle to do that. So I’ll hold up my recap for now. The game is on Apple+, and I’m not sure whether or not I could have seen it here, but I’ll hunt around. Anyway, this will be (was? is?) my second straight Twilight Zone recap. I’ll try to get it up before last Wednesday. (That reminds me: AAR is getting married this weekend. At least that’s still in the future, even for me. Congrats!)

I’m going to be in Australia for the whole three game series, so this is like a trilogy. Comment away, but try not to say anything you’ll regret later.