I’ll bet you’re like me—you’re super excited for the regular season opener this Friday in Atlanta.  Last season wasn’t bad.  I mean, given the injuries, it’s pretty impressive that they won 89 games and made the playoffs.  Still, I’m looking for much better results this season.  All the preseason forecasts say the Braves are no worse than the second best team in MLB, and they may even give the Dodgers a run for the money.

I’ll admit that these last seven games of spring training don’t inspire a lot of confidence.  Nine runs in six games!  Really?  Fortunately, we all know that spring training stats don’t mean anything.  Once the games start for real in ATL on Friday, I expect the bats to wake up and rake.  I assume that the guys who haven’t been hitting their weight during the last week are just experimenting with different approaches.  I mean, this is the time to do that, right? If you do that stuff once the games actually count in the standings, you could fall far behind your division opponents.

I’m not sure why they decided to finish spring training out west, with a couple of games in Arizona and seven in Southern California.  There must be some sort of public relations reason for that.  It is a shame that the fans in San Diego and LA didn’t get to see real major league games.  On the other hand, I do derive some satisfaction knowing that once the games start to count, the Dodgers almost certainly won’t look this good.

On Wednesday, in the final preseason tune-up, our Braves trotted out a lineup that included several guys who certainly won’t start once the regular season starts.  De la Cruz? Allen? Fairchild (who?)? Tromp? White?  It’s nice for these guys to play, but we are all pleased that we won’t have to see them when the games count.  And it makes sense to start Bryce Elder in this exhibition game—don’t run the risk of injury with any of your real pitchers.

It turns out that lineup of scrubs did pretty well for themselves.  They jumped out to a 5-0 lead in the second.  The runs were unearned thanks to a couple of Dodger errors, but crooked letters on the scoreboard were nonetheless a sight for sore eyes.  Alas, that would be all our guys put on the board for the night.  The Dodgers cut it to 5-3 after 4, and then finally tied it up with two in the 8th.  Ohtani walked it off with a solo shot in the 9th for a 6-5 LA victory.  The crowd acted as if this really mattered.  I tell you, if this had been the regular season already I would probably kill myself.

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Wait….I just got a text from blog boss JonathanF.   He tells me that the regular season actually started last Thursday, and that the Braves are now 0-7 for the season.  I think he just played an April Fool’s joke on me.  Nice try, but I don’t buy that for a minute.  It’s not possible that our team, which by all accounts is the second-best team in all of baseball, could have played this poorly in real games.  I’ve been a Braves fan for sixty years, and they have never started a regular season with such a pathetic offense, even in those seasons that the Braves lost over 100 games.  No, I’m confident these games have just been preseason tune-ups—the real season begins this Friday in Atlanta, and that’s when the real Braves will show up.

I can’t wait!  The excitement is palpable!