The season started, but nobody told our offense. The team is 0-6 and has scored nine total runs, but seven of those runs came in the first two games of the season. In the past four games, the Braves have been outscored 15-2.

And in many ways, any measure of the team’s offense is slightly misleading, because the team’s offensive performance has been propped up by Marcell Ozuna, who is leading the major leagues with 10 walks and currently has a .542 OBP, which is higher than the team’s OPS.

For those of you with heart conditions, or who are with young and impressionable children, I suggest that you turn around in your seats:

Outside of Ozuna, the rest of the hitters are hitting .131/.198/.220.

So, when I went to sleep last night, the Braves were clinging implausibly to a 1-0 lead they’d eked out when Mookie Betts made a throwing error in the first. Dodger starter Dustin May, pitching his first game in two years, looked fine and the team had trouble picking up all the sweepers he was throwing from a three-quarters angle, but frankly this team couldn’t hit in T-ball right now. He did not look like an ace to me.

Chris Sale was less dominant but he got through the first five innings undamaged. Then the Dodgers did Dodger things: Ohtani walked, Betts homered, and that was the ballgame.

This team looks listless, just as they did last year after the ruinous spate of injuries. This year, they’ve come out of the gate with a dead-eyed stare. They are not playing with confidence, and I’m not sure they could beat Georgia Tech right now.

This team is sick.