I am a pinch hitter for Ryan. And, just as when Zack Short comes in late to pinch hit, you expect crap, but maybe something good can happen.

“That ol’ Debil Magic.” How the last 2 years have seemed to strain that right out of the St. Louis Cardinals!!! Strained out like trying to utilize the grounds in the bottom of your coffee maker (or Keurig Cup [I do know what the damn things are, I just don’t like them]) and trying to run water back through. Most of the “goodie” is gone and what is left isn’t offset by the remaining crud. Yep, that is the 2024 St. Louis Cardinals.

This version of the Cardinals is not totally hopeless. They sit at 50 and 46 (to our 53 and 42) but whereas the good guys have a run differential of +65. the Redbirds are -38. So, these weak previously used coffee grounds have a little of that magic left.

Tonight, we will face Sonny Gray. He is by far the enemy’s best starter this year so far. His WAR is 1.3 and the next best is Kyle Gibson at .9 (although they have several relievers at 1 or better, meaning they can compete late with our crew, so no hibernation, o.k.?

Spencer Schwellenbach goes for the Braves. He is on 7 days since his last start. And, at this point, it looks like Charlie goes on 6 tomorrow and will be followed by Fried and Lopez on 8 except for a small All Star game appearance.

So, will any hitter actually BE a hitter? It is a deeper question than ever thought of by Hamlet. I really think we need either a short stop or one outfielder, or both. And, if they don’t have better news than I have on Michael Harris II (still not running), then the outfielder is critical, and the shortstop is wishing for a hitting miracle for Arcia (OR BLOCKBUSTER: HERE COMES NACHO SUPREME)

O. K. AA, miscellaneous other front office, Snit, his staff, and players. There needs to be a constant review of who is going to get right and get tight. Then, if they don’t, get them out of sight.