[Reporter’s Note: I came home drunk and forgot it was Friday, so my attention to this game was not what it should have been. Unlike the Braves, though, I am willing to apologize when I’ve made a sorry effort.]

Some Perspective

The Braves, as currently constituted, are obviously inferior to the Milwaukee Brewers. On the other hand (damning with faint praise) they are clearly superior to the Rockies and White Sox. How do I know this? I just do. The results of this weekend’s will not change my mind about this.

The Case of The Curious Guy With A List of Every Player in MLB History

The Braves started Grant Holmes and the Rockies’ best player is Brenton Doyle. In the third inning, Doyle hit a homer off Holmes. I have taken everyone in major league history named Doyle, Holmes, Watson and Moriarty. (Surnames only — Doyle Alexander doesn’t count.) This list consists of 44 players, including Grant Holmes (who debuted this year) and Johnny Holmes and Johnie Watson from the Negro Leagues who do not yet have Retrosheet IDs. This leaves us with 41 players.

In the Retrosheet database, there are 20 at-bats in which one of these players pitched to the other. 19 of these were confrontations in the early 20th century between Milt Watson and Larry Doyle. The other was a single at bat in 1970 by Bob Watson against Paul Doyle. Overall, the hitters are 5 for 20 with four singles and a triple and no strikeouts.

So tonight’s game not only marked the first at-bat of a Doyle against a Holmes, the home run and the strikeout were MLB firsts for the Baker Street Irregulars. Elementary.

The Game

Including the two run homer given up to Doyle, Holmes gave up 5 runs in 5 innings of work. My trusty calculator skills suggest that that corresponds to an ERA of 9.000000, which is high even by the lofty standards of Coors Field. That said, five runs here aren’t like 5 runs elsewhere. Former Braves farmhand Tanner Gordon gave up 2 himself in 5 innings, one on Marcell Ozuna‘s 34th homer and another on a Whit Merrifield single. The next run came on a Ramon Laureano oppo. The next two came on Jorge Soler‘s first 2023 dinger for the Braves. So it’s tied up at 5-5 going to the bottom on the seventh. I am briefly optimistic because we’d already used Jesse Chavez.

My optimism lasted all of two batters. Back-to-back doubles by Doyle and Ryan McMahon off A.J. Minter broke the tie. Minter actually buckled down to hold them to a single run. An uneventful 8th inning followed.

In the 9th, Victor Vodnik, the other player the Braves traded to get Pierce Johnson came on and promptly gave up a single to Kelenic. Merrifield bunted him to second. This is generally a bad play on the road, but it’s a lot better than the double plays we’ve been hitting into. A ground out by Soler advanced Kelenic to third with two outs. But Riley strikes out and the losing streak continues.

Opportunity Watch

Sean Murphy tripled with one out in the second and neither Laureano nor Jarred Kelenic could bring him in. We could have used that run.

MVP

MLB is heavily invested in seeing Shohei Ohtani get the NL MVP. Well, they’re not fully committed… I’m sure they’d be perfectly happy with Bryce Harper or even Elly de la Cruz if they could squint correctly and justify it. But of the top 10 players in OPS, eight play in the AL and the other two are Ohtani and Ozuna. Ozuna tied Ohtani tonight with the NL lead in homers, has 7 more RBIs and is 0.004 points behind him in batting average. They both are exclusively DHs. They are dead even now and it may be more clear-cut 40 games from now.

Where Are They Now? Colorado

If I remember correctly, former Braves Journaler blazon was quite enamored with Kelsey Wingert and suspected something untoward when she was let go by Bally. (If I’m wrong about that, go ahead and cut my pay.) Well, blazon, if you’re still reading Braves Journal, she’s now the on-field reporter in Colorado. She looks the same and I think the altitude agrees with her.