Good morning from Jar Island, Western Australia, population 0.

While y’all were watching the Braves, I was looking at Gwion Gwion art from 40,000 years ago. I was trying to remember what else was significant about 40,000 years ago — oh, now I remember… It’s when the Pirates last had a good team. (I jest of course. And maybe if Barry Bonds‘ arm were stronger, the Pirates might have had a 1992 World Series to remember…. naah… But they’ll always have 1979,… and Bill Mazeroski in 1960.) Here are three examples of the ancient past: two of Gwion Gwion art and the third of Forbes Field. Unlike the rock art, you can’t see Forbes Field any more. They just don’t make ’em like they used to.

This game went like a typical Pirates game of the last 30 years, over which time the Pirates have gone 2087-2565, averaging about 73 wins per year, with three total playoff appearances back when Andrew McCutchen was a baseball player and not just a reminder to Pirate fans of what Might Have Been. The Return of the Young Phenom as Aging Icon is something baseball does a lot, which just shows both the emotional tug of the game on its fans and front office’s willingness to exploit aging players for a cheap media opportunity. You knew the Braves were bad in 2008 when they had room on the roster to give the 42 year old Tom Glavine 13 starts.

Of course, also on that 2008 team was the 24 year old rookie Charlie Morton, who got 15 starts and put up similar numbers to Glavine: 4-8 with a 6.51 ERA. He was exiled to Pittsburgh the next year in the deal that got us the briefly useful Nate McLouth. Sometimes, though, the return of the rookie actually means something to the team, and the return of Morton (who was of course never a star until well after he left the Braves, and for that matter, after his subsequent six years with the Pirates) has turned into something quite valuable. His return these last four years in Atlanta is less an exercise in nostalgia than the opportunity to finally get a return on his minor league training investment.

And we got Good Uncle Charlie tonight: 6 1/3 shutout innings against his old team to earn his first career win against the Pirates, completing his victory charm bracelet.

On the offense, a strong five run third was all that was needed. Now we just need to find a five run inning every night.

My Southern Hemispheric peregrinations conclude early next week, and I’ll be back boring you with obscure Retrosheet calculations in my next recap. Until then, no worries, as they say out here.

Saturday Game Thread

Today’s match is one for the pitching duel lovers. Max Fried takes on rookie sensation Paul Skenes. Here’s how the Braves will line up: