It was the summer of 1974. I had just graduated from high school and was bumming around Europe with my best friend, who in the spirit of anonymity I use here on Braves Journal, I will call DennisZ. We were riding on the Paris Metro one morning, looking at the International Herald Tribune to try and figure out how the Braves had done two days ago when we came across the news that Eddie Mathews had been fired as Braves manager. I said to Dennis: Sacre bleu! They fired Eddie Mathews! A guy sitting across from us in the train drawled in perfect Southern: they fired Eddie Mathews? But of course Eddie had been fired days earlier. Just as it took a while for the Treaty of Ghent to reach Andrew Jackson in New Orleans, news traveled pretty slowly to the Parisian Underground.

It is now 50 years later. I am typing these words at 10 AM in Broome, Western Australia, at 15,000 residents the largest city in the Kimberley, an area the size of California with only 40,000 total residents. And I watched the Braves game live. The AI robot overlords may take over any day now, but for my money it’s been worth it.

Back in The Bronx, the Braves were partying like it was the old Yankee Stadium in the first game of the 1996 World Series. Andruw Jones hit two homers in that game and the Bombers were bombed 12-1. We didn’t quite reach that this morning, but homers from Matt Olson, Ozzie Albies and Austin Riley made light work of the formidable Carlos Rodon, and yet another brilliant outing from Chris Sale, with supplemental efforts from Daysbel Hernandez, the ageless Jesse Chavez, the occasionally good Dylan Lee and the Eastbound and Down new folk hero Grant Holmes combined to hold the Yankees to a run.

I mention 1996 only to point out that a great start in The Bronx doth not a season make. But while I think it is too soon to say the Braves are now fully back offensively, they are certainly not in a situation where they have all forgotten how to hit. It’s way too soon to bring out the brooms, even here in Broome. And a regular season win cannot exorcise the demons of John Wetteland and Jim friggin’ Leyritz. BUt as far as I’m concerned, the Braves have never lost a game in Australia, and maybe never will.