Due to some of Chicago’s least clement weather, our boys’ rubber match against the Pale Hose was postponed to late June; I cannot in conscience argue with YaramahZ, who generously but rightly said, “I always give the offence a pass in these conditions. It can’t be fun trying to react to a fastball in temperatures just above freezing (3C right now).”

I just hated losing a game whose margin was decided by a pinch-hit homer by Paul DeJong. However, because I’m old, I got him confused with Paul Janish, and literally only realized my mistake when I looked up Paul DeJong’s numbers and was stunned to learn he has more than 100 career homers. He’s still not a great hitter, and these White Sox are a pretty bad team, but DeJong’s career ISO is .190 so it’s not as ignominious as I feared.

Bizarrely, though, there will now be two off days in a row: yesterday’s unscheduled one, and today’s scheduled one. If I were a millionaire with nothing to do in Chicago, I would have a beer. As I am a regular gentleman who is not in Chicago, I will have to take my kicks where I find them.

Baseball, come back again soon!