The Braves closed out an historic June by beating the Marlins into submission last night, 16-4.
Throughout the historic month, the offense shoved early and often. They beat future Hall-of-Famers and virtually everyone else soundly. Today, 20 year-old youngster, Eury Perez, makes his first start against the Braves. For his sake, I hope he was in the hotel last night and didn’t have to witness that beatdown. Perez is 5-1 with a 1.34 ERA and heralded as the next great Miami starter.
Before we give him the Cy Young Award, though, let’s see how he does against the best offense in baseball today. Perez has beaten the Gnats, Angels, A’s, Mariners, and Pirates. Yes, most of those are Major League offenses, but they certainly are not the Braves. Get to work early and often, bats.
Stay awake, Charlie
The Braves send Charlie Morton to the mound. Morton is 7-6 with a 3.81 ERA. Let’s hope Morton doesn’t hit anyone with that backfoot breaking ball. Let’s also hope he can focus for five or six innings in a row. At 39, many of his starts have seemed like he needed a nap in the middle of the game. He loses focus, his release point, or something. The Marlins hitters have enjoyed success against Charlie, so let’s drink to keeping the ball in the yard and not hitting batters. If he can do that, it should mean his eighth win of the year. Get that hook and heater working early and we’ll be in position to extend the latest win streak to 7.
First pitch is in about 45 minutes, 4:10 ET, 3:10 CT. I’m looking for Ronnie, Riley, and OHzuna to do some good things today. And if Matt Olson wants to keep mashing home runs, go ahead big boy!
Ronald seems as though he is, like the Blues Brothers, on a mission from God.
Nathan’s prospective piece on how Ronald may be even better in the second half looks pretty prescient.
I’m pretty glad I didn’t ordain Perez as the Cy Young winner. 😂😂😂😂
These bats, y’all! It’s 5-0, OHzuna is on second and nobody is out. 🤯🤯🤯
This shit is insane.
This is not normal.
Everyone just enjoy this as long as it lasts, because this is special.
Edit: or as Joe Simpson just said, cray cray
Stop it. He’s dead already.
This is unbelievable. Unglaublich!
It’s true that it can’t last. I can’t believe it’s lasted this long. But, yeah, let’s enjoy every minute of it.
Holy cow!!!
Anyone notice that the embarrassment against the A’s was the last series of May? I think they really didn’t want anything like that to happen again.
What was the umpire doing on Ozuna’s ball? It looked like interference
Another interesting factoid from the broadcast that explains why the Marlins are where they are. They have (had) a -44 run differential against the Braves and +32 against the rest of the league.
I think we might have actually pushed Perez’ ERA up a full run in less than an inning.
1.13.
I love the first inning barrage, and would enjoy another one in the bottom of the fifth…come on boys, hit some bombs after Charlie sets ‘em down here!
As Susan Sarandon said in Bull Durham:
“Oh, my.”
Indeed!
Recapped.