I’m going to try to liveblog today’s first game here. Whether this works or not will depend on whether or not I can effectively do this on my phone (untried) whether I can remember I’m liveblogging while stuffing my face with food (maybe?) and whether or not I have anything to say. This will also serve as the game thread for both games today.

Today is the fifth anniversary of Mike Soroka’s MLB debut at CitiField, a game I was privileged to attend in slightly better seats than I have today. The picture above is his first pitch in The Show. We’re waiting to get you back, Mike. We’ve been doing OK without you, but it isn’t close to the same.

12:37: Sausage and Peppers downed, Bourbon and soda at the ready…

12:48. The organist is playing a polka-themed I Wanna Be Sedated.

12:50 Bourbon finished, assisted immensely by hearing The Ramones played like the Beer Barrel Polka.

1:17 3 run homers always play. Murphy!

1:40 I was told the pace of play had improved…First inning completed in 30 minutes… 3-1 Braves.

1:43. One time through the lineup is all (Not Jo-Jo) Reyes gets Curtiss greeted with RAJ bomb. 6-1.

1:57. I didn’t mean to slight Pillar, whose 2 run homer counts as well. But his barely left the park.

2:11 Alonso overmatched in his first at-bat, undermatched in his second: 6-4

2:44 Strider breezes through 5 innings with 107 pitches and 4 runs allowed. A modern complete game.

2:56 I have said mean things about Mets fans’ intelligence in the past, but the woman in front of me is perusing Fundamentals of Matrix Computations between innings. If I weren’t married, I might ask her to make eigenvectors with me.

3:00 Baty Bats off Dylan Lee: 6-5

3:04 New meets old— a pitch clock violation followed by a sacrifice bunt.

3:17 We didn’t pay too much for Sean Murphy — 9-5

3:56 AJ. Nobody’s worried, are they?

4:02 Ok… A little worried. 9-8

4:03 Had it all the way. Recap of game 2 tonight.