The might of the whole Tomahawk nation
Wouldn’t let us go station to station.
Soroka kept his shoulder loose

Until he whooped the Padres caboose.

Ozzie hits lefties like a plague.
The Pads fielding taken to the Hague.
Tomlin has been a revelation.
The pen avoided fornication.


Atlanta Braves people, Atlanta Braves tribe
Our pennant flies. We don’t take jive.


Ender tweaked a hammy last night.
Is a trade somewhere in sight?
Josh had no rain dance for us
Padres were sick when they got on their bus.

Atlanta Braves people, Atlanta Braves tribe,
Our pennant flies. We don’t take jive.


But maybe someday NL will learn
Atlanta Braves nation has returned, has returned, has returned
Has returned, has returned.