Oh crap. I think Tuesdays were my day, and I once again wasn’t paying attention. Sorry. Something called a “Brock Holt” hit for the cycle against us. Julio Teheran looked Teheribble again, from what I can tell. The takeaway being that parents who name their child “Brock” should have those children taken away. Seriously? “Brock Holt?” Name your child a normal name, dammit.

The real entertainment last night was in Baltimore, anyway. Where the Phillies went to Jeff Francoeur and, because the bullpen literally took the phone off the hook, had him throw FORTY-EIGHT PITCHES! Hilarity.

This team is terrible. Don’t let them hanging around within 3-4 games of a bad division confuse you.