Come and listen to my story bout our second Fat Juan
Drew a walk in the second with Neck Markakis on
Nicky came around to score on a booted double play
But Simba got a hit cause we’re playing by the bay

Well the next thing you know the Braves scored a couple runs
Juan cracked a double and he still wasn’t done
He tacked on a dinger just to put the game away
And keep us from a sweep in the city by the bay.

Starting pitching
They were great
Tough luck, Timmy
let’s get one more now, y’hear?