Braves flew across the country. Was the weather why?
Maybe the fans should turn around and say good bye.
Cameron Maybin is a sight to behold.
But the rest of this team just wants to fold.

And I’m singing:

Lose in SD and not a thing is alright.
Padres were the ones to whoop us last night.
We all want to leave, I can guarantee.
But Braves are too special to you and me.

Williams Perez gave up four with some help from A J.
This offense can’t overcome that on any day.
Peter Moylan saw Yonder Alonso unload.
But Braves only got three, no wins on the road.

And I’m singing:

Matt Kemp really got it done for one night.
Collin Rea may be pitching for more of this sight.
Had to watch Craig Kimbrel do his thing.
So, we make up stuff and try to sing.

Top of the ninth, and two on and none out.
Only one run scores and we begin to pout.
Losing is in our veins like a fish in the sea.
Can we find some more players like Freddie Free?

And I’m singing:

Follow Braves and this crap’s every night.
You watch this and it makes such a fright.
If you want to see a win, there’s no guarantee,
that you’ll find a way make it more fun to see.