Last night never happened. Check that—the last six weeks never happened. Except for the addition of La Stella and the other Simmons. They happened.

The B-est of B lineups is in play today, which signals that Dan Uggla’s official title has become “the cheerleader who is taking up a roster spot.” Fredi says La Stella may be at lead off for more than just today, but I’m hoping Pena in the 2-hole may signal that we’ll have a SS hitting there beyond today, too.

Good thing AFG played last night, so we at least have Gattis today. Noon game, trying to avoid a sweep against the Phillies at home. I can think of several different scenarios I would have rather typed there, but the Braves are not really helping me out with that.

Let’s try a reverse jinx, shall we? Phil Collins has failed us.