The International Workers of the World â€”Â the Wobblies â€”Â want you to remember who this day is really all about.
Without getting into politics, I think that we can all agree that there is one common enemy here, and that enemy is the FLORIDA MARLINS WHO PLAY IN MIAMI. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country, and their country needs them to defeat and destroy the once and future bottom-dwellers of the NL East. Slash them! Beat them! Bite them! Gnash them! Take them away to dark holes full of snakes, and never let them see the light again!