Watching Bartolo Colon with a bat in his hands is one of the indelible pleasures of the 2014 season. It looks like this:

We make fun of the Mets a lot around here, which is as natural as breathing. But just think: if there were no New York Mets in the world, then we would have no opportunity to watch Bartolo Colon swing a bat. That reminds me of this particular scene: