In the last thread, Johnny linked to a Jay Jaffe article about the Braves; it went into accurate detail about exactly how mediocre we are. Of course, WE know all about that.

This is something of a watershed moment. If the Nationals sweep us right now, while we’re reeling, they could effectively bury our season. If we sweep them, then the last week and a half of losing every game effectively won’t matter. If, as is likeliest, we win two or lose two, we’ll retain a sliver of hope of uncertain thickness.

So here’s a song that displays all of the structural integrity and straightforward reliability of the Braves offense.