The Braves will be coming to my city to face their division rivals, the Washington Nationals. This series has everything: playoff implications (three games in the standings against the best other team in the division), an outfielder who was bio-engineered to be the greatest villain in baseball, and a scrappy Braves team with a lot to prove.

Can B.J. Upton get his second hit of the season? Is David Hale smart enough to be a major league starter? Will I get to gloat over all of the people at the office?

One thing is clear. The Braves should take this advice to heart: