If you know how my mind works, you know how I’d react upon learning that Reggie Jackson was almost cast as Geordi LaForge on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Yes, it’s the (male) characters on ST:TNG as played by seventies baseball players.

Picard: Johnny Bench (bald)
Riker: Greg Luzinski (big guy who later grew a beard)
Data: Steve Garvey (robot)
Worf: Dick Allen (angry)
Geordi: Reggie Jackson
Wesley: Danny Ainge (annoying kid)

Remember, I’m an enormous nerd.