There are some bonafide geniuses over on the SportSouth Facebook…. NOT.
Some people want to bring up Heyward and Freeman while dumping Kawakami so as to put “Medlin” back in the rotation.
Stephen in the UAE
on June 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
I guess its a good thing that they are not ‘Medlin’ around with the team….lets leave that to our wise and productive front office….
sansho1
on June 18, 2009 at 8:33 am
All I know about Garret Anderson and music is he’s the only Brave so far not to bother providing any particular name for the Verizon guess-the-music thing. When they asked “Who enjoys listening to rhythm and blues on their (whatever it is they’re selling)” I translated it as “Who expended the minimum allowable effort to answer this question” — and nailed it!
Sorry I didn’t dig up this Kinks video for the last game thread.
Ron E.
on June 18, 2009 at 8:55 am
Even my optimism is starting to fade about this team. If they don’t play over .500 ball in the next 2 weeks, they may well be done as a playoff contender.
Bobby doesn’t seem able or willing to make adjustments to the lineup to jump start the offense. Why isn’t Prado starting at 2B and Diaz or Blanco in RF?
If the team stays in this funk for yet another June and it ends up costing them a playoff spot, there finally needs to be some accountability: the entire coaching staff needs to go including Bobby.
Prado is still hobbling, which is why he’s not playing the field. Diaz and Blanco can’t make the throw to third base from right field, and anyway aren’t so good to begin with that they represent any sort of solution. If it’s true we’re trying to trade Francoeur, we pretty much have to keep playing him in the meantime.
Alternate suggestion for Garret: Michael McDonald’s solo career — he was an iconic Doobie (Angel), but was really being carried by others. NOw he’s exposed.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 8:59 am
@2 Stephen, in soccer only 1 in 10 scoring chances results in a goal so I fully understood your sarcasm. Funny.
I am finding that Charleston is like crack. The longer I am away the more I appreciate the place.
Just read a nice article about Joey Votto’s struggles. The Reds are treating him well. I wonder if the Braves showed Mark Wohlers the same considerations. I know it gets repetitive and tiresome but what if the Braves would DL the Groundhog just to alleviate the stress and suffering of the fans.
Watching last night also makes me anxious for Infante to hurry back. KJ can’t hit a ball hard enough to break crystal now. I’m bummed because I had such high hopes he would be really good.
Remy
on June 18, 2009 at 9:13 am
#8
The Michael McDonald comparison is absolutely brilliant.
Dix
on June 18, 2009 at 9:14 am
Since I don’t have enough organic disappointment in my life, I watch the Braves knowing that they will certainly disappoint me, and I haven’t been disappointed.
Buddy
on June 18, 2009 at 9:14 am
Not sure if this has been posted before, but the Braves are by far the stupidest team in baseball.
So Francoeur’s a local talent–keep him out there! People wanna see their boy from Parkview GIDP with the bases loaded and the Braves down a run. They don’t care about winning. It’s all about Francoeur!
c. shorter
on June 18, 2009 at 9:38 am
13 — Yeah, getting rid of Frenchy would be a blemish on the FO. Gotta keep that arm in there.
Sell, sell, sell. Sell everything that is not nailed down.
And even sell a few things that are seemingly nailed down…ie Garrett Anderson in LF.
spike (back in the ATL)
on June 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh that is rich, ububba. I think I soiled myself when they did the A-Team quote.
bfan
on June 18, 2009 at 10:07 am
With this recent period of losses, and what is coming up, I am reminded of President Terry McGuirk’s recent statement about this team being about “winning, and not nostalgia”. Okay, Terry, how about some winning?
Keep McCann. Keep Jair. Keep Hanson. Promote Chipper to hitting coach. Keep Escobar if we can put a good brain in him. Everything else can go, methinks.
Seat Painter
on June 18, 2009 at 10:10 am
@23
Reminds me of the quote from Collis Huntingdon (a 19th century railroad magnate who was one of the Big 4 of the Western Pacific – which included Leland Stanford of Stanford U. fame).
‘Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry up is not nailed down.’
OK I’ve now wasted 20 minutes watching various “shreds” videos. Thanks ububba….
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
‘He suddenly fell on hard times, when his offensive production went into a slump. But not his defensive skill. He is still the Braves’ best outfielder, with the truest arm, base runner beware when the ball is hit in his territory.’
Furman Bisher reads Braves Journal! – at least the Gadfly posts.
csg
on June 18, 2009 at 10:27 am
1. McLouth CF
2. Escobar SS
3. C. Jones 3B
4. Matt Diaz LF
5. Martin Prado 2B
6. Francoeur RF
7. Casey Kotchman 1B
8. David Ross C
9. Hanson P
Our highest slugr in the 8 hole
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 10:30 am
I’m not prepared to deal with this team this early in the day.
spike (back in the ATL)
on June 18, 2009 at 10:31 am
What is it with Bisher writing like a 10th grade version of Homer? “Base runner beware”? I think I liked Ralphies’ essay on the Red Ryder BB gun better.
c. shorter
on June 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
Good luck today, Tommy…
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 10:36 am
spike,
I was thinking 7th-grade Coleridge.
csg
on June 18, 2009 at 10:39 am
when was the last time you saw a team look this defeated, besides former Braves teams. Esco hit a two run bomb yesterday and all you saw were people walking over and sticking up there hands. No one said anything to him and he just went and sat down by himself afterwards. This team is just boring and lets face it, even Bobby Cox cant get these guys ready to play anymore
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 10:41 am
Well, that’s probably just because everyone hates Yunel.
Smitty
on June 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
FREE PRADO!
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 10:46 am
But whose idea it might be to trade Francoeur, I can’t say—if there is one. Such local gate attractions aren’t easily come by.
These may be the worst 2 sentences ever written. It’s like a drunken Yoda arguing that the world is flat.
I’m going to go with the brain transplant and Maddux as pitching coach. Pull 1/10 of Mad Dog’s brain and put it in Yunel.
Also, take Frenchy’s right arm and attach it to O’Flaherty. That way, he can pitch with either arm. Maybe take Frenchy’s head and attach it to McCann’s ass, so he can sit on it while he catches and save his knees.
Tiger224
on June 18, 2009 at 11:02 am
I’m not sure which is more washed-up and done: this Braves team or Furman “is it 1991?” Bisher.
Ron E.
on June 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
You know what is a good gate attraction? A team that wins. And Francoeur is keeping the Braves from being one. Delenda est!
McDowell is doing an okay job. If we’re going to bring Maddux in, I’d rather he replace Bobby.
Randy
on June 18, 2009 at 11:07 am
I’d say Garrett is more like Uriah Heep. Somewhat entertaining at a young age, never a threat to be more than just okay, and hanging on forever past their prime. Besides Easy Livin’ kind of defines ACHE’s efforts in left field.
marc schneider
on June 18, 2009 at 11:27 am
What happened to set Furman Bisher off–does he think the Japanese are getting ready to bomb Pearl Harbor again?
spike (back in the ATL)
on June 18, 2009 at 11:33 am
Missed his brain-pills again, and the Matlock marathon got postponed.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 11:34 am
Revelation: Gadfly = Furman Bisher!
td
on June 18, 2009 at 11:35 am
Here is a quote about Maloney (today’s starting pitcher against Atlanta) from the CBS Sports game preview.
“The left-hander’s lone problem so far has been allowing home runs.”
If this is the case, he has very little to worry about from the Braves. At least starting Diaz and Prado gives us a better chance to win, but it still isn’t a good one.
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 11:45 am
Parish,
Am I remembering correctly that you know Grayson Garvin? Appaently, he’s off to a very strong start on the Cape this summer, wowing the scouts. Assuming the Yankees sign Cotham, he’s got a real shot at a spot in the weekend rotation next year.
Weldon
on June 18, 2009 at 11:47 am
sansho – You’re gonna get on the fightin’ side of me if you keep dissing my man Michael McDonald.
Furman Bisher is a lot like Andy Rooney. I know it’s an easy comparison, but it’s true. Y’all should consider watching some Andy Rooney stuff if you haven’t in a while. It’s dada.
Weldon
on June 18, 2009 at 11:49 am
I miss Katy Temple. You know, we pretty much traded her for Fred Hickman.
Why?
td
on June 18, 2009 at 11:51 am
Why is the game delayed? Did Anderson go out on the field thinking he was starting and now it’s taking him a long time to get off?
It should stop raining in… Well, according to the Weather Channel, in a couple of hours.
barrycuda
on June 18, 2009 at 11:58 am
whoever wasted their time making that non-kinks video has WAY too much time on their hands……..i was about to suggest the immediate death penalty for them but i think the time would be better spent hanging out with Furman Bisher………fetching his whiskey and grooming his dogs for twenty years or so.
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 11:59 am
Mac,
You never responded to my Garret Anderson Video Series suggestion. I think it has potential.
One idea: ACHE is tasked with saving a lady from an oncoming train or a baby in the middle of traffic. He jogs slowly—perhaps he only walks—over to help, but is several seconds late. His facial expression remains completely unchanged, and he jogs/walks equally slowly back over to a picnic table, where he finishes his ham sandwich.
PS: Carroll says the tarp is off and the game is scheduled to start at 1:10 (I assume Eastern).
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
This is a dangerous park for Hanson.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Stu – Good news about Garvin. I hope he does very well next year.
He’s going to walk the pitcher with the bases loaded, isn’t he?
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 12:54 pm
40 pitches through 1.1 IP. Ugh!
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm
He’s throwing a lot of breaking pitches and not his fastball very often. It’s like his first outing scared him away from his fastball.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Nice recovery by Hanson there. I would say the pitcher came up to bat at the right time.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Can we play Prado everyday in LF (and Diaz in RF)? I was against it at first, for fear of exposing his offensive weaknesses, but I’m sure he’d be better than ACHE.
Of course, it makes too much sense for Bobby to actually do it.
lagfish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Free Leo Mazzone!
Stu
on June 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Oh, come on, Mac, you’d just wear a Braves cap, just like you did with Hampton. You look as much like ACHE as you do Ache.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
McLouth is struggling. I hope the Pirates didn’t know something.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I like Leo, but hasn’t McDowell done a commendable job?
Jason C
on June 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Oh, who am I kidding? We couldn’t hang an 11 on the Hickory Crawdads.
Jeremy
on June 18, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Memo to Don Sutton: Nobody – I repeat NOBODY – gives a shit about your glory days. Just shut the hell up and call the game
I am not impressed with McDowell. Mainly because of allthe injuries we’ve sustained during his tenure. How can that not be at least a little bit his fault?
lagfish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Ok then, Chipper for Player/Hitting Coach. Free Chipper!
Nick
on June 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I’m surprised they didn’t call Phillips safe at third there. Jesus, what a freaking awful call that was! The umpires continue to suck, big time.
Nick
on June 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Also, there’s a great deal of ways in which that might not be McDowell’s fault. You’re gonna blame Hampton, Glavine and Smoltz breaking down on McDowell? Really? Of all the coaching staff, McDowell is the least deserving of getting fired.
NickC
on June 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Bad move Matt. That’s a surefire way to a benching.
lagfish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Yes but when Leo was here we occasionally won in June.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I am afraid last night was just a blip in Chipper’s slump. What’s the deal?
Frank
on June 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Good on Diaz–of course he won’t play again for 5 days.
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Hmmm…Diaz.
He might deserve more PT. Has anyone thought of this?
Jason C
on June 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Who is this Diaz guy? Recent callup? Mexican League signing?
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Yeah when Leo was here so was Smoltzie, Glav and Mad Dog. THATs why we won in June.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Diaz: Swam over from Cuba?
Does Frenchy’s single put his playing time well into 2011 yet?
Joshua
on June 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm
To whoever is actually watching the game: Has anyone actually hit the ball hard against Hanson yet? He’s not gettting as many strikeouts as I would expect, so just wondering if he is at least making them settle for poor contact…
Seat Painter
on June 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Free Matt Diaz!
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
102 — Not really.
Nick
on June 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm
From what I’ve seen he looks pretty good, Joshua. I didn’t see how they got all those runners on a couple innings ago, but he did a good job of working out of it.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm
105 — 2 BBs and a HBP
Nick
on June 18, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Hooray for cheap Great American homers!!!
Parish
on June 18, 2009 at 1:42 pm
There ya go Nate.
Give the rookie a little room to work (and bail him out for his bunting.).
oldtimer?
on June 18, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Great slide by Ross
Better swing by Nate.
Our New Insect Overlords
on June 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Compare and contrast Ross’ hard slide with Frenchy’s pathetic, 10-feet-short-of-the-bag effort a couple of weeks ago.
Jason C
on June 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Hmm, well David Ross knows how to play baseball.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Take the out, stupid.
Jeremy
on June 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Take the out. You have a 4 run lead, moron.
Frank
on June 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm
111–I’m not so sure about that
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Free Matt Diaz.
755
on June 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm
no way ACHE makes that catch
spike (back in the ATL)
on June 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Pete Rose’s slide on Ray Fosse still pisses me off to this day. As well as Victorino, for that matter
Timo
on June 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
WHAT?!?! IBB Frenchy? Are they nuts :-)?
sdp
on June 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Why the hell are they IBB’ing Frenchy?
anon
on June 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm
IBB for Frenchy is certainly an interesting strategy here.
Jason C
on June 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Wow, Diaz! What find for Wren. Did we find him in the independant leagues?
Joshua
on June 18, 2009 at 2:05 pm
WOW – Kotchman has to feel like crap. IBB to Frenchy to face him? Ouch!
Smitty
on June 18, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Don Sutton is talking about how he thinks Bobby is about to explode.
I am glad Sutton is back.
Daniel
on June 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Anyone care to provide some insight on the IBB? Is Kotchman missing an arm?
755
on June 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
They may have just wanted to see if Frenchy would take a hack at an intentional ball
Douglass
on June 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
1. Dusty Baker is an idiot. 2. He was trying to set up a double play and a Lefty against lefty matchup instead of a lefty/righty matchup against a “hot” hitter (even though he sucks).
Joshua
on June 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
@124 – I got nothin’.
sdp
on June 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@125: +10
sdp
on June 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
HAHA. Make ’em pay, Tommy.
sdp
on June 18, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Annnnnnd that is why Dusty Baker is an idiot.
Daniel
on June 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Bonus points to me for having Nate on my FBB team
Hanson with a WHIP of 1 so far… much better
Seat Painter
on June 18, 2009 at 2:20 pm
7-0 now. I think that 11-0 prophecy is looking more and more likely.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Vazquez is on the bench biting a bat in half.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Nice to see Nate get a couple. sure would like for him to heat up.
Jason C
on June 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Javy has no one to blame but himself. He needs to take notes from the rookie and drive in some runs himself.
Frank
on June 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Bets on how many the pen serves up–I’ll take 2 by Moylan.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Much ado about nothing but Mark DeRosa is good this year and has been good the last 3 previous. I know park effects and stuff. I am pretty sure I was the only one on Braves Journal that wanted to keep him back in 2005 when we DFA’d him. He would look nice out in RF right now.
Frank
on June 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump would look good in RF right now … and Ray Charles would have a better eye at the plate.
Can Ross play second or right field? Left?
Notional Dream lineup
Escobar
Kotchman
Chipper
Ross lf
Mac – McCann not McCutcheon
Matty
Nate
KJ – until Infante comes back.
Before you all start yelling at me turn on the sarcasm detectors.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm
137 — DeRosa left after the 04 season via free agency.
JoeyT
on June 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I still don’t think this team should be paying a backup catcher that high of a salary. If he keeps producing at this level, though, he’s probably worth it.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Yup I stand corrected. Not DFA’d but he left because the Braves made no offer so I guess non-tendered.
Seat Painter
on June 18, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Up by 7 and you bring in Gonzo? Really?
Hate King
on June 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Why is Gonzalez pitching?
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Bobby wants him to re build some confidence after the bad outing Tuesday night. Up by 7 low pressure situation, this is why most consider him to be a players manager.
cliff
on June 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Can Ross play first against lefties? McCann is much better against lefties than Kotchman.
Why are we using Gonzalez here? Isn’t there some dreg that hasn’t gotten his work in (or whose arm we have no respect for) that can pitch an inning with a 7 run lead?
Hate King
on June 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
This seems like a good spot to let Medlen come into the game in an less stressful situation and get some experience against major league hitters. Medlen may take longer to warm up, but I like the idea of letting our top pitching prospects get experience out of the bullpen in a game that is pretty much over.
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm
#156 Lets not count our chickens. These are the 2009 Atlanta Braves you know.
braves14
on June 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I’d agree normally, but Medlen threw 80 pitches Sunday and probably needs 1 more day of rest.
Yes, DeRosa was non-tendered after ’04, plus he had an injury (knee?) that required extensive offseason rehab.
755
on June 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Soriano? Really?
Johnny
on June 18, 2009 at 3:27 pm
ububba – I forgot about the injury. If I remember correctly he signed a minor league deal with the Rangers at first. I don’t know why I’ve liked him all this time but I am glad that he has turned out to be a solid pro.
Braves did right to non tender him in 04. wouldnt’ mind having him back.
Medlen threw 81 pitches in his last outing – about 3 games ago. No one else has gotten much time to rest lately. Using Soriano and Gonzalez kind of makes sense.
There are some bonafide geniuses over on the SportSouth Facebook…. NOT.
Some people want to bring up Heyward and Freeman while dumping Kawakami so as to put “Medlin” back in the rotation.
I guess its a good thing that they are not ‘Medlin’ around with the team….lets leave that to our wise and productive front office….
All I know about Garret Anderson and music is he’s the only Brave so far not to bother providing any particular name for the Verizon guess-the-music thing. When they asked “Who enjoys listening to rhythm and blues on their (whatever it is they’re selling)” I translated it as “Who expended the minimum allowable effort to answer this question” — and nailed it!
3,
That’s hilarious. Question of the hour: will Groundhog see his shadow today? Take it any way you want.
Sorry I didn’t dig up this Kinks video for the last game thread.
Even my optimism is starting to fade about this team. If they don’t play over .500 ball in the next 2 weeks, they may well be done as a playoff contender.
Bobby doesn’t seem able or willing to make adjustments to the lineup to jump start the offense. Why isn’t Prado starting at 2B and Diaz or Blanco in RF?
If the team stays in this funk for yet another June and it ends up costing them a playoff spot, there finally needs to be some accountability: the entire coaching staff needs to go including Bobby.
From the Braves News bar on the left:
“Former Brave Hampton on DL again”
and
“Former Brave Farnsworth bitten by his bulldog”
Prado is still hobbling, which is why he’s not playing the field. Diaz and Blanco can’t make the throw to third base from right field, and anyway aren’t so good to begin with that they represent any sort of solution. If it’s true we’re trying to trade Francoeur, we pretty much have to keep playing him in the meantime.
Alternate suggestion for Garret: Michael McDonald’s solo career — he was an iconic Doobie (Angel), but was really being carried by others. NOw he’s exposed.
@2 Stephen, in soccer only 1 in 10 scoring chances results in a goal so I fully understood your sarcasm. Funny.
I am finding that Charleston is like crack. The longer I am away the more I appreciate the place.
Just read a nice article about Joey Votto’s struggles. The Reds are treating him well. I wonder if the Braves showed Mark Wohlers the same considerations. I know it gets repetitive and tiresome but what if the Braves would DL the Groundhog just to alleviate the stress and suffering of the fans.
Watching last night also makes me anxious for Infante to hurry back. KJ can’t hit a ball hard enough to break crystal now. I’m bummed because I had such high hopes he would be really good.
#8
The Michael McDonald comparison is absolutely brilliant.
Since I don’t have enough organic disappointment in my life, I watch the Braves knowing that they will certainly disappoint me, and I haven’t been disappointed.
Not sure if this has been posted before, but the Braves are by far the stupidest team in baseball.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124511558996917441.html
Furman Bisher – Harrumph!
Sorry, but fuck Furman Bisher.
So Francoeur’s a local talent–keep him out there! People wanna see their boy from Parkview GIDP with the bases loaded and the Braves down a run. They don’t care about winning. It’s all about Francoeur!
13 — Yeah, getting rid of Frenchy would be a blemish on the FO. Gotta keep that arm in there.
“…unloading him at this stage of a skid would strike me as being another admission of the failure of present management.”
Uh, the nightly results should already do that.
Message to FB: You attract more locals by playing winning baseball, and that means getting rid of the dead wood in RF.
I think you guys better cool it – the Fur-man is Unleashed! now.
Unleashed!
http://tinyurl.com/5pfcga
@12:
That article is fallacious. Education is not the same as intelligence. Fail.
Imagine being the poor guy who has to translate Bisher’s Old English into modern-ish vernacular and stick it on the interwebs.
Hwaet! We Atlantan…
Sell, sell, sell. Sell everything that is not nailed down.
And even sell a few things that are seemingly nailed down…ie Garrett Anderson in LF.
Oh that is rich, ububba. I think I soiled myself when they did the A-Team quote.
With this recent period of losses, and what is coming up, I am reminded of President Terry McGuirk’s recent statement about this team being about “winning, and not nostalgia”. Okay, Terry, how about some winning?
Keep McCann. Keep Jair. Keep Hanson. Promote Chipper to hitting coach. Keep Escobar if we can put a good brain in him. Everything else can go, methinks.
@23
Reminds me of the quote from Collis Huntingdon (a 19th century railroad magnate who was one of the Big 4 of the Western Pacific – which included Leland Stanford of Stanford U. fame).
‘Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry up is not nailed down.’
Oh yeah, Maddux for pitching coach.
How that relates to the Braves I’m not sure.
If Bisher were the GM, he’d have signed the Groundhog to a 12-year, $210MM deal two spring trainings ago.
I’m not sure that relating to the Braves is a positive thing at this point.
Didn’t Phil Collins-era Genesis have at least a few big hits?
Smitty,
I laughed. And then I cried.
OK I’ve now wasted 20 minutes watching various “shreds” videos. Thanks ububba….
‘He suddenly fell on hard times, when his offensive production went into a slump. But not his defensive skill. He is still the Braves’ best outfielder, with the truest arm, base runner beware when the ball is hit in his territory.’
Furman Bisher reads Braves Journal! – at least the Gadfly posts.
1. McLouth CF
2. Escobar SS
3. C. Jones 3B
4. Matt Diaz LF
5. Martin Prado 2B
6. Francoeur RF
7. Casey Kotchman 1B
8. David Ross C
9. Hanson P
Our highest slugr in the 8 hole
I’m not prepared to deal with this team this early in the day.
What is it with Bisher writing like a 10th grade version of Homer? “Base runner beware”? I think I liked Ralphies’ essay on the Red Ryder BB gun better.
Good luck today, Tommy…
spike,
I was thinking 7th-grade Coleridge.
when was the last time you saw a team look this defeated, besides former Braves teams. Esco hit a two run bomb yesterday and all you saw were people walking over and sticking up there hands. No one said anything to him and he just went and sat down by himself afterwards. This team is just boring and lets face it, even Bobby Cox cant get these guys ready to play anymore
Well, that’s probably just because everyone hates Yunel.
FREE PRADO!
But whose idea it might be to trade Francoeur, I can’t say—if there is one. Such local gate attractions aren’t easily come by.
These may be the worst 2 sentences ever written. It’s like a drunken Yoda arguing that the world is flat.
I’m going to go with the brain transplant and Maddux as pitching coach. Pull 1/10 of Mad Dog’s brain and put it in Yunel.
Also, take Frenchy’s right arm and attach it to O’Flaherty. That way, he can pitch with either arm. Maybe take Frenchy’s head and attach it to McCann’s ass, so he can sit on it while he catches and save his knees.
I’m not sure which is more washed-up and done: this Braves team or Furman “is it 1991?” Bisher.
You know what is a good gate attraction? A team that wins. And Francoeur is keeping the Braves from being one. Delenda est!
McDowell is doing an okay job. If we’re going to bring Maddux in, I’d rather he replace Bobby.
I’d say Garrett is more like Uriah Heep. Somewhat entertaining at a young age, never a threat to be more than just okay, and hanging on forever past their prime. Besides Easy Livin’ kind of defines ACHE’s efforts in left field.
What happened to set Furman Bisher off–does he think the Japanese are getting ready to bomb Pearl Harbor again?
Missed his brain-pills again, and the Matlock marathon got postponed.
Revelation: Gadfly = Furman Bisher!
Here is a quote about Maloney (today’s starting pitcher against Atlanta) from the CBS Sports game preview.
“The left-hander’s lone problem so far has been allowing home runs.”
If this is the case, he has very little to worry about from the Braves. At least starting Diaz and Prado gives us a better chance to win, but it still isn’t a good one.
Parish,
Am I remembering correctly that you know Grayson Garvin? Appaently, he’s off to a very strong start on the Cape this summer, wowing the scouts. Assuming the Yankees sign Cotham, he’s got a real shot at a spot in the weekend rotation next year.
sansho – You’re gonna get on the fightin’ side of me if you keep dissing my man Michael McDonald.
Furman Bisher is a lot like Andy Rooney. I know it’s an easy comparison, but it’s true. Y’all should consider watching some Andy Rooney stuff if you haven’t in a while. It’s dada.
I miss Katy Temple. You know, we pretty much traded her for Fred Hickman.
Why?
Why is the game delayed? Did Anderson go out on the field thinking he was starting and now it’s taking him a long time to get off?
It should stop raining in… Well, according to the Weather Channel, in a couple of hours.
whoever wasted their time making that non-kinks video has WAY too much time on their hands……..i was about to suggest the immediate death penalty for them but i think the time would be better spent hanging out with Furman Bisher………fetching his whiskey and grooming his dogs for twenty years or so.
Mac,
You never responded to my Garret Anderson Video Series suggestion. I think it has potential.
One idea: ACHE is tasked with saving a lady from an oncoming train or a baby in the middle of traffic. He jogs slowly—perhaps he only walks—over to help, but is several seconds late. His facial expression remains completely unchanged, and he jogs/walks equally slowly back over to a picnic table, where he finishes his ham sandwich.
PS: Carroll says the tarp is off and the game is scheduled to start at 1:10 (I assume Eastern).
This is a dangerous park for Hanson.
Stu – Good news about Garvin. I hope he does very well next year.
#34
Sansho,
That was the idea.
The Judas Priest one was pretty good, too.
A guy who works in my office is the singer in a Long Island Judas Priest “tribute band.” I’m afraid I’m going to have to break his heart…
Oh, they’re playing. Whoopee.
Boog: “Francoeur’s been swinging a good bat.”
Me: “He must have borrowed it from McCann or Chipper.”
/snark
Hey, we scored! How about that?
Hey, look! A run! I guess today is when we hang 11 on the Reds to make our Pythag respectable.
#66 – either that or we only score 1 and lose 2-1
Matt Maloney for the Reds–its hard for me not to think of Jim Maloney–even though they are very different type of pitchers….
I wouldn’t feel comfortable playing ACHE.
66 – I would take that, but color me skeptical.
It would be nice if Hanson threw strikes.
Anyone actually watching? Is Hanson that wild or is he getting a “rookie” strike zone?
Wild.
Can’t blame that HBP on the ump.
Mac – Chevy Chase didn’t look like Gerald Ford, either.
Could. Did he really try to get out of the way?
He’s going to walk the pitcher with the bases loaded, isn’t he?
40 pitches through 1.1 IP. Ugh!
He’s throwing a lot of breaking pitches and not his fastball very often. It’s like his first outing scared him away from his fastball.
Nice recovery by Hanson there. I would say the pitcher came up to bat at the right time.
Can we play Prado everyday in LF (and Diaz in RF)? I was against it at first, for fear of exposing his offensive weaknesses, but I’m sure he’d be better than ACHE.
Of course, it makes too much sense for Bobby to actually do it.
Free Leo Mazzone!
Oh, come on, Mac, you’d just wear a Braves cap, just like you did with Hampton. You look as much like ACHE as you do Ache.
McLouth is struggling. I hope the Pirates didn’t know something.
I like Leo, but hasn’t McDowell done a commendable job?
Oh, who am I kidding? We couldn’t hang an 11 on the Hickory Crawdads.
Memo to Don Sutton: Nobody – I repeat NOBODY – gives a shit about your glory days. Just shut the hell up and call the game
There’s his fastball.
He was out.
I am not impressed with McDowell. Mainly because of allthe injuries we’ve sustained during his tenure. How can that not be at least a little bit his fault?
Ok then, Chipper for Player/Hitting Coach. Free Chipper!
I’m surprised they didn’t call Phillips safe at third there. Jesus, what a freaking awful call that was! The umpires continue to suck, big time.
Also, there’s a great deal of ways in which that might not be McDowell’s fault. You’re gonna blame Hampton, Glavine and Smoltz breaking down on McDowell? Really? Of all the coaching staff, McDowell is the least deserving of getting fired.
Bad move Matt. That’s a surefire way to a benching.
Yes but when Leo was here we occasionally won in June.
I am afraid last night was just a blip in Chipper’s slump. What’s the deal?
Good on Diaz–of course he won’t play again for 5 days.
Hmmm…Diaz.
He might deserve more PT. Has anyone thought of this?
Who is this Diaz guy? Recent callup? Mexican League signing?
Yeah when Leo was here so was Smoltzie, Glav and Mad Dog. THATs why we won in June.
Diaz: Swam over from Cuba?
Does Frenchy’s single put his playing time well into 2011 yet?
To whoever is actually watching the game: Has anyone actually hit the ball hard against Hanson yet? He’s not gettting as many strikeouts as I would expect, so just wondering if he is at least making them settle for poor contact…
Free Matt Diaz!
102 — Not really.
From what I’ve seen he looks pretty good, Joshua. I didn’t see how they got all those runners on a couple innings ago, but he did a good job of working out of it.
105 — 2 BBs and a HBP
Hooray for cheap Great American homers!!!
There ya go Nate.
Give the rookie a little room to work (and bail him out for his bunting.).
Great slide by Ross
Better swing by Nate.
Compare and contrast Ross’ hard slide with Frenchy’s pathetic, 10-feet-short-of-the-bag effort a couple of weeks ago.
Hmm, well David Ross knows how to play baseball.
Take the out, stupid.
Take the out. You have a 4 run lead, moron.
111–I’m not so sure about that
Free Matt Diaz.
no way ACHE makes that catch
Pete Rose’s slide on Ray Fosse still pisses me off to this day. As well as Victorino, for that matter
WHAT?!?! IBB Frenchy? Are they nuts :-)?
Why the hell are they IBB’ing Frenchy?
IBB for Frenchy is certainly an interesting strategy here.
Wow, Diaz! What find for Wren. Did we find him in the independant leagues?
WOW – Kotchman has to feel like crap. IBB to Frenchy to face him? Ouch!
Don Sutton is talking about how he thinks Bobby is about to explode.
I am glad Sutton is back.
Anyone care to provide some insight on the IBB? Is Kotchman missing an arm?
They may have just wanted to see if Frenchy would take a hack at an intentional ball
1. Dusty Baker is an idiot. 2. He was trying to set up a double play and a Lefty against lefty matchup instead of a lefty/righty matchup against a “hot” hitter (even though he sucks).
@124 – I got nothin’.
@125: +10
HAHA. Make ’em pay, Tommy.
Annnnnnd that is why Dusty Baker is an idiot.
Bonus points to me for having Nate on my FBB team
Hanson with a WHIP of 1 so far… much better
7-0 now. I think that 11-0 prophecy is looking more and more likely.
Vazquez is on the bench biting a bat in half.
Nice to see Nate get a couple. sure would like for him to heat up.
Javy has no one to blame but himself. He needs to take notes from the rookie and drive in some runs himself.
Bets on how many the pen serves up–I’ll take 2 by Moylan.
Much ado about nothing but Mark DeRosa is good this year and has been good the last 3 previous. I know park effects and stuff. I am pretty sure I was the only one on Braves Journal that wanted to keep him back in 2005 when we DFA’d him. He would look nice out in RF right now.
Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump would look good in RF right now … and Ray Charles would have a better eye at the plate.
Babe Ruth would look better out there now & he’s dead.
Hanson numbers:
6.0 IP, 0 R, 3 hits, 4 bb, 1 hbp, 2 k’s
99 pitches, 60% for strikes
48 fastballs, averaging 93.35 mph, 58% for strikes
7 changeups, averaging 83.84 mph , 71% for strikes
24 sliders, averaging 82.76 mph, 71% for strikes
20 curveballs, averaging 75.98 mph, 45% for strikes
Pitches by inning:
1st – 17
2nd – 27
3rd – 9
4th – 10
5th – 18
6th – 18
Strikezone Plot
138 and 139 LOL!
Inauspicious start.
Blue Jays just tied up Phils at 5. Bases loaded with one out. T7.
Maybe we are heating up.
McCann to first and let Ross play everyday!
I remember when some people thought Ross was a bad pickup.
Most people on here disliked the Ross signing.
Yeah, I thought he was a waste of money. I was wrong.
“Roenicke”?!?!?
Can Ross play second or right field? Left?
Notional Dream lineup
Escobar
Kotchman
Chipper
Ross lf
Mac – McCann not McCutcheon
Matty
Nate
KJ – until Infante comes back.
Before you all start yelling at me turn on the sarcasm detectors.
137 — DeRosa left after the 04 season via free agency.
I still don’t think this team should be paying a backup catcher that high of a salary. If he keeps producing at this level, though, he’s probably worth it.
Yup I stand corrected. Not DFA’d but he left because the Braves made no offer so I guess non-tendered.
Up by 7 and you bring in Gonzo? Really?
Why is Gonzalez pitching?
Bobby wants him to re build some confidence after the bad outing Tuesday night. Up by 7 low pressure situation, this is why most consider him to be a players manager.
Can Ross play first against lefties? McCann is much better against lefties than Kotchman.
Why are we using Gonzalez here? Isn’t there some dreg that hasn’t gotten his work in (or whose arm we have no respect for) that can pitch an inning with a 7 run lead?
This seems like a good spot to let Medlen come into the game in an less stressful situation and get some experience against major league hitters. Medlen may take longer to warm up, but I like the idea of letting our top pitching prospects get experience out of the bullpen in a game that is pretty much over.
#156 Lets not count our chickens. These are the 2009 Atlanta Braves you know.
I’d agree normally, but Medlen threw 80 pitches Sunday and probably needs 1 more day of rest.
Yes, DeRosa was non-tendered after ’04, plus he had an injury (knee?) that required extensive offseason rehab.
Soriano? Really?
ububba – I forgot about the injury. If I remember correctly he signed a minor league deal with the Rangers at first. I don’t know why I’ve liked him all this time but I am glad that he has turned out to be a solid pro.
Braves did right to non tender him in 04. wouldnt’ mind having him back.
Recap is up.
Medlen threw 81 pitches in his last outing – about 3 games ago. No one else has gotten much time to rest lately. Using Soriano and Gonzalez kind of makes sense.