So, I have a new hole in me, but the surgery seems to have been successful. There’s still a little “discomfort”, though the Percoset does a lot for that. The main thing is that I feel very, very weak. The normal description would be “weak as a kitten” but this may be unfair to kittens. I am perhaps rather:

Weak as Gregor Blanco’s arm…
Weak as Andruw Jones’ willpower…
Weak as Mike Hampton’s quads…
Weak as Jeff Francoeur, generally…

You get the idea.