In the non-whiny baby department, in honor of Greg Maddux, and I guess Gregor Blanco and Greg Norton, the All-Greg Team:

C Gregg Zaun
1B Gregg Colbrunn
2B Gregg Jefferies
3B Graig Nettles
SS Greg Gagne
LF Greg Luzinski
CF Gregor Blanco*
RF Greg Vaughn
SP Greg Maddux
SP Greg Swindell
RP Gregg Olson
RP Greg Minton

*Seriously, I can’t find another Greg who played center field.