You’re not getting anything but Wham! and George Michael videos until the Braves stop being depressing.

UPDATE: Holy crap, the Braves have designated Wickman for assignment. He wasn’t pitching that badly, but since he’s probably going to retire after the season they must have felt there was no point in hanging on to him. A week ago Bobby was “still confident” in Bob.

I guess Soriano (who has been pitching better) is now the closer.