This has nothing to do with Cincinnati or aliens, but because I couldn’t think of anything guest commentator Andy Rooney will write today’s game thread.

Thanks.

Did you ever notice that Jeff Francoeur never walks? Why is that? What’s wrong with walking? I like to take a nice walk, now and again. I think that’s the problem today, people are dashing everywhere, running all over, and they never take the time to walk. Why is that?

This has been a game thread with Andy Rooney and will not be repeated unless I get really desperate.