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14 Comments

1. 

   Creg on June 23, 2005 at 2:16 pm

   Too many guys hurt
   Braves can’t win pennant this way
   Too many rookies

2. 

   Alex R. on June 23, 2005 at 2:35 pm

   Brian Jordan stinks
   So does Kolbb
   How are the Marlins worse?

3. 

   Mac Thomason on June 23, 2005 at 2:48 pm

   That’s not a haiku, Alex. 5-7-5 syllable format.

4. 

   JC on June 23, 2005 at 2:56 pm

   Jordan, Furcal block
   as young sluggers sit on pine
   I drink not water

5. 

   drzachary on June 23, 2005 at 3:07 pm

   though nationals lead,
   salvation comes with one word:
   “pythagorean.”

6. 

   creynolds on June 23, 2005 at 3:34 pm

   We did one for Kevin Lee a few weeks back, but I’m too lazy to search for it. Oh well.

7. 

   snellville jones on June 23, 2005 at 3:40 pm

   Wow. The Nats are +7. Lucky devils.

8. 

   Tanto on June 23, 2005 at 3:43 pm

   “though nationals lead,
   salvation comes with one word:
   “pythagorean.””

   Oh, that’s brilliant.

9. 

   anon on June 23, 2005 at 3:58 pm

   brian jordan has
   secret dirty tapes of a drunk
   cox f***** a goat

10. 

    Doom's Post on June 23, 2005 at 4:11 pm

    Furcal drives too drunk
    Unfortunately, swings bat
    Like he never got sober

11. 

    Rob Cope on June 23, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    You guys are incredible. Bravo.

12. 

    Doom's Post on June 23, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    Braves’ O anemic
    Pitching and defense wins games
    Not in postseason

13. 

    Lance on June 23, 2005 at 4:54 pm

    Brian Jordan Sucks
    So did Mondesi
    Nursing Home Awaits Both

14. 

    David Remy on June 23, 2005 at 5:22 pm

    Here’s one for Cubs fans:

    The ivy hangs thick
    on bricks heavy with mortar–
    one more lost summer.