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Category: Melky Is Fat

Braves 11, White Sox 8 (No that’s NOT an extra 1 in the Braves score)

The Braces’ Windy City Weirdness continued to be strong last night, as they absolutely lit up the ace
of the White Sox, Chris Sale, and took the opener of the three game series 11-8.

Freddie Freeman opened with a … Finish Reading

Author Seat PainterPosted on July 9, 2016Categories Melky Is Fat, Recaps 201643 Comments on Braves 11, White Sox 8 (No that’s NOT an extra 1 in the Braves score)

Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 4

While we don’t want to take our eye off of the ball with regard to this …

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I think we can take the travel day back to San Francisco to remind everyone of this…

braves-infield-fly-rule

As for the junior circuit, I … Finish Reading

Author Sam HutchesonPosted on October 5, 2014October 5, 2014Categories Commentary, How Big Is Home Field Advantage?, Melky Is Fat23 Comments on Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 4

Live! From Kansas City!

ANNOUNCER: From Kansas City, it’s the Jeff Francoeur show, starring Jeff Francoeur! I’m your announcer, Melky Cabrera, and tonight, Jeff’s guests are: Miley Cyrus! Verne Troyer! And The Baseball Project! And now, stand and cheer, here’s Jeffy!

[AUDIENCE … Finish Reading

Author Mac ThomasonPosted on December 17, 2010December 17, 2010Categories Francoeur sucks, Melky Is Fat, Putative Humor206 Comments on Live! From Kansas City!

Goodbye Melky!

Braves release Saito, Cabrera | Atlanta Braves.

Presumably he’ll be drowning his sorrows in milkshakes. The Braves didn’t have to make a decision on him yet (unlike Saito, whose contract stipulated his release) but they just couldn’t wait to … Finish Reading

Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 19, 2010Categories Melky Is Fat, News279 Comments on Goodbye Melky!

Where Do We Go From Here 2010.1: What About the Offense?

Leaving aside the managerial question — which everybody seems to think is basically settled anyway — the Braves have some decisions to make. Let’s start out by defining what we know.

We can be pretty certain that:

  • Brian McCann will
… Finish Reading
Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 12, 2010October 12, 2010Categories Melky Is Fat, Where Do We Go From Here?214 Comments on Where Do We Go From Here 2010.1: What About the Offense?

Giants 3, Braves 2

San Francisco Giants vs. Atlanta Braves – Box Score – October 11, 2010 – ESPN.

And so it ends. It figures that the season would come down to (1) Bobby going a batter too long with Derek Lowe, … Finish Reading

Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 11, 2010October 11, 2010Categories Melky Is Fat, Recaps 2009-2010224 Comments on Giants 3, Braves 2

What I want

I want to go to the World Series. Against the Yankees. Not just because I want to go to the World Series, but because I’d want to see game three, when all the Yankee fans gasp in horror at what … Finish Reading

Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 7, 2010October 6, 2010Categories Game Threads 2010, Melky Is Fat579 Comments on What I want

Melky, Bête Noire

I have realized that Melky Cabrera has, in one short season, reached a standard previously only reached by Dan Kolb and Jeff Francoeur. He has moved beyond Whipping Boy status to become the official Braves Journal Bête Noire. This means … Finish Reading

Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 5, 2010October 6, 2010Categories Francoeur sucks, Melky Is Fat, Open Threads412 Comments on Melky, Bête Noire

San Francisco Giant facts

  • The Giants were originally stationed in New York, but were ejected in 1957 for lewd behavior and disgusting personal habits.
  • While Tim Lincecum is a well-known pothead, in fact all of the Giants’ starting pitchers are drug users. Barry Zito
… Finish Reading
Author Mac ThomasonPosted on October 4, 2010October 6, 2010Categories Melky Is Fat, Open Threads, Putative Humor190 Comments on San Francisco Giant facts

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