While we don’t want to take our eye off of the ball with regard to this …

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I think we can take the travel day back to San Francisco to remind everyone of this…

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As for the junior circuit, I honestly have no dog in either of those fights, but I will make a few points for the sake of coverage:

1. The Kansas City Royals ended the season at 89-73, a full nine (9) games behind the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim Who Established Moving To Suburbs While Claiming To Be In The Nearby Metropolis Way Back When. Yes, they’re hot and trendy and all of the “oh I love an underdog because of reasons and stuff” people have that bandwagon creaking under a load heavier than the combined weight of every member of the Kansas City Barbeque Society. But they’re also a worse team than the Angels who are getting hit lucky in a short series…

2. The Angels, on the other hand, have systematically become the Yankees West, buying any free agent star who might be able to get through medicals for half of their games while letting Arte Moreno eat the ones that go bad on them. So it’s never bad seeing a little comeuppance there.

3. The Orioles are some sort of cloaking device or something, because I seriously can’t even maintain a thought about them for more than 20 seconds on end. I mean, every time I try to think about the 2014 Orioles all I see is Jeffery Maier, Tony Torasco, and Joey Belle’s hip replacement surgery. I will say that they’re competing pretty strongly for the crown of Oakland-East with their chemical assisted training department; Nelson Cruz, Chris Davis, and Chris Steve Pearce – who has cracked an .800 OPS exactly once, as a 27-year old making 38 plate appearances for the 2010 Pirates. Pearce is hitting 293/373/556 (930) as a 31 year old this year. I’m not saying, I’m just saying. Apparently Miggy Tejada’s supplier still knows a guy that knows a guy in Baltimore’s locker room…

4. That leaves the Tigers. Who are sort of a weird, bland mixture of the worst parts of Anaheim and Baltimore, only with more ruin-porn photo blogs. Mostly, when it comes to Detroit, we’re hoping that they lose another heart breaker where their bullpen implodes on them again, so that we can package Shae Simmons and BJ Upton for, I don’t know, Rajai Davis or something.