Author: Sam Hutcheson

Bottom 2 1.Chris Johnson doubles (26) on a line drive to left fielder Starling Marte. 2.Christian Bethancourt grounds out, second baseman Clint Barmes to first baseman Ike Davis. Chris Johnson to 3rd. 3.B. J. Upton walks. With...

As many of you know, I am somewhat a connoisseur of hate. I sample the fruit of misanthropy as others go through flights of beer and wine. And of course, being a sports fan, many of the varietals and blends of my pure,...

BJ Upton batted leadoff and hit a homerun. (*) The Braves won the game. BJ Upton will continue to bat leadoff. That is all. (*)wherein “homerun” means a warning track fly out in any park that doesn’t have the...

Say what you will about Matt Bryant; yeas he’s getting a little long in the tooth, yes he’s lost a few yards on that booming leg he had when he was young, and yes he is bald; but at the end of a tight game between...

Andrelton hit a HR. Justin hit a HR. Carlos Gomez hit a small child in the face. Julio threw 6000 pitches or something like that. None of which hit a small child in the face. Carlos Gomez assaults small children. Whack Yer Brain...