Old mossback Braves fans hate LA back from the years Atlanta was placed in the Western Division. I always say this happened because Atlanta is in the westernmost part of the Eastern Timezone. And LA is still, of course, a formidable competitor: the back-to-back champs that you have to go through to get back to the World Series. And I still hate Tommy Lasorda. But as long as Freddie is a Dodger, you can’t hate them completely.

I have a good friend, a little older than me, whose life-altering experience as a child was losing a major league team, just a few years before my life-altering experience of gaining one. Once he had grown up and gotten educated, he moved to LA and worked directing soap operas just to be near the Dodgers. His son has the middle name Campanella. All of this is touching, and his devotion is close to mine, not one of those arriviste trend-following Left Coast posers. Losing to the Braves will break his heart.

Now, go break his heart.