Freddy Ballgame

It’s been a while since there was a genuine troll here at Braves Journal. Freddy Ballgame showed promise a few days ago, but since his initial salvo, which started so accurately with “What pretentious bastards,” I’ve heard nothing. I’m not trying to poke the bear or anything, but is that really the best you got? Let’s stop relitigating trades fron three years ago and get down to Internet sniping like everybody else. I warn you though: you need to be more annoying than the Braves’ performance this year before you have a chance to join the Pantheon of blazon and IHeartEmmaStone and Coach, and that’s a pretty steep climb.

Catching Marlin

Catching the Marlins in the standings is a reasonable goal for the remainder of the season. We started tonight 9 games back and ended 8 games back, but it looked pretty grim after 5 innings with the Marlins ahead 6-2. The Executioner followed up his cromulent Braves start with a crapulous second outing. (Yes, Freddy…. I know “crapulous” actually means “drunk,” but “cromulent” isn’t really even a word.) He threw around 100 pitches (good!) but a five-run fifth is not what you want from anybody,

The comback was led by Drake Baldwin, who hit two homers and knocked in 5 of the Braves’ 8 runs. The last (insurance) run was scored by just-called-up Jonathan Ornelas, substituting for the once-again-injured Riley. (Actually, Ornelas replaced the dinged-up Alvarez who replaced the recuperating Riley.) I know Freddy wants to think that I make these recaps all about me, but it gets confusing when if the Braves playing people with my first name.

Raisel Iglesias pitched a perfect 9th, for those of you keeping count.

The next three days’ starters are Bryce Elder, Erick Fedde and Joey Wentz. The three of them combined have a career fWAR of 2.9, and that includes Feddes’ 2024 of 5.6. Freddy: how can you say I’m not supporting the team when I expect at least two wins out of these three against a team 8 games higher in the standings?