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In an attempt to mollify the Dodgers, tonight’s game started at 7:21 Pacific time. Apparently, they said they weren’t fully awake last night which is why they only won by one run. The Iron Law of Baseball is: When in Doubt, Mollify New York and Los Angeles. If neither city is miffed, mollify Chicago.

I lasted until the 7th inning, which is a lot more than the starters lasted, so I guess I’ve been stretched out. I sure feel like I’ve been stretched out. The 7th inning was also longer than the Braves chances lasted. Oh, they hung around for a while, but a combination of some bad pitches, some good hitting and an an atrocious fielding play had made it 7-1, and a pretty good bottom of the sixth had made it 7-3, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Two semi-baseball observations:

  1. What do the following players have in common? Sasaki, Yamamoto, Ohtani, Nomo and Kawakami? All five are Japanese and have disappointed Atlantans. Have the Braves even had a Japanese player other than Kenshin Kawakami? I still don’t know what he did to piss off the front office badly enough to be completely disappeared. But Japanese players are rising all over the league, it seems to me, and the Braves have seemed to ignore it while still monopolizing the Curaçao-Aruba-Bonaire market, even to the extent of throwing money at guys in drug rehab. Has the Kawakami experiment so spooked the Braves that they are unwilling to even consider the largest source of players outside of this hemisphere?
  2. It’s been a long while since I listened to John Smoltz, and I’ve done almost no media commentary this year, which implicitly shows how little I have to say about Gaudin or Nitkowski — they are perfectly adequate. But my God I’ve forgotten how much John Smoltz talks. Shut up! People are trying to sleep here! And it’s not just that he keeps saying the same things over and over — it’s that he uses the same filler clauses to say them: “I know the game has changed, but…” “You wouldn’t think that X is a skill, but….” “This is something that Y can learn from and learning is tremendously important.”

One more chance to beat the Dodgers this year before we destroy them in the playoffs. Don’t sleep on the Braves’ chances.