St. Louis doesn’t have a football team any more, so I can’t make that joke in the title, unfortunately.

Well, there’s one good thing about last night’s game: it can’t count as more than one in the loss column. I don’t have a lot more to say about a bullpen game that we lost by a touchdown. If you can believe it, both teams had the same number of men left on base, so, while we certainly failed to convert numerous opportunities, so did the other guys. We just sucked last night.

Getaway game at noon today. Please don’t push Bryce Elder past the fourth, Snit.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled abuse and recriminations.