I Did Some Stuff

In honor of yesterday’s win, I did a little study, but it’s sufficiently complicated that I’m not going to talk about until the offday on Monday.

Full Disclosure

I only watched the bottom of the 9th live, and I use the word “live” under protest. Even in the dead ball era, you had to score a run to win. We have eight losses, and in three of them we failed to score. Seven hits, 0-8 with runners in scoring position.

AJSS pitched well enough to win if he were pitching for a team that scored runs. He wasn’t great, but he’s not a great pitcher yet.

Imagine

Imagine if you will, that instead of sending Ozuna, Riley, Albies et. al out there tonight, they had sent out a team of bright but somewhat clumsy third graders from Harper Lee Elementary, along with an asthmatic astigmatic fourth grader who needed a few more PE credits to get to fifth grade. How many runs would they have scored tonight? This is not a trick question. The answer is zero, which is exactly what the Braves did. Sure, they’d have given up 42,874 runs, especially if the Marlins hit it to the little four-eyed wheezer in right. But that’s not the point, is it? They weren’t hired to play better defense than a bunch of third graders. They were hired to outscore them. And right now, they only have done so on 5 out of 8 occasions. In two other games they scored one run, which passes the Harper Lee Elementary test by one friggin’ run. Please score some runs.

Tomorrow

With any luck, Sandy Alcantara has forgotten how to pitch,