[For those looking to vent on Profar, there is a separate post]

Hector has been DFA’d, but I don’t want to talk about Hector, at least not directly.

Hector Neris’ inauspicious debut with the Atlanta Braves got me to thinking just how bad his start was historically.  This sent me down a rabbit hole that I invite you to either join me in, or you can click away to exploits of the Kardashians or whatnot.  Here’s what I found when I looked for the worst start at the beginning of the season by any pitcher in MLB history: meet Harry Billiard.

The status of the Federal League as a major league is disputed, but it was definitely a league, it definitely had some very good players, including some Hall of Famers, and it definitely died after the 1915 season.  In that last season, on April 15th (that wasn’t yet tax day – in 1915 the then two-year old income tax was owed on March 1st) the Newark Pepper played the Brooklyn Tip-Tops in Brooklyn.  I want to start by saying that anyone who doesn’t think the Federal League was a major league is going to have to explain how teams with nicknames this great weren’t major leagues.  Also, the Pepper had Hall of Famers Edd Roush and Bill McKechnie.

Anyway, going into that game, the sixth game of the season for the Pepper, they had still not used Harry Billiard, a 31 year old pitcher who had gotten a cup of coffee with the Yankees in 1908 and didn’t return to the majors until 1914 with the Indianapolis Hoosiers who relocated to Newark for the 1915 season and, deciding that the Newark Hoosiers would be as confusing as, say, the Los Angeles Lakers or Utah Jazz, sensibly took the name Pepper.  (Some sources have the name as plural – I much prefer the singular, which is the way BRef has it.)

Anyway, April 15th turned out to be Billiard’s 1915 debut.  He came in relief in the bottom of the 5th when Pepper’s starter Charlie Whitehouse walked in a run with two outs to make the score 4-2 in favor of the Tip-Tops.

Here is what Harry did:

  1. Walk; B. Kauff Scores; S. Evans to 3B; H. Myers to 2B
  2. Single to SS (Ground Ball); S. Evans Scores; H. Myers Scores; T. Wisterzil to 3B/Adv on E6 (throw)
  3. M. Reed Steals 2B; T. Wisterzil Scores/No RBI/Adv on E2 (throw)/unER
  4. Walk
  5. Wild Pitch; M. Reed to 3B; G. Land to 2B
  6. Double; M. Reed Scores/unER; G. Land Scores/unER
  7. Single to RF; T. Seaton Scores/unER
  8. Single to CF; G. Anderson to 3B
  9. L. Magee Steals 2B
  10. Single to RF; G. Anderson Scores/unER; L. Magee Scores/unER; B. Kauff to 2B/Adv on throw
  11. Walk
  12. Groundout: 3B-1B

So he gave up all three inherited runners and another 6 of his own, although to be fair to Harry all of them were unearned.  (As Mac always said: when you pitch this badly “unearned” needs to be in scare quotes.)  When the dust had settled, he had turned a 4-2 deficit into a 13-2 deficit.  They kept Harry in and he pitched a clean 6th.  The Tip-Tops would go on to win by a 17-6 margin.

Harry wasn’t done for 1915.  He would pitch another 27 innings that year and finish with a 5.40 ERA and a record of 0-1.  His MLB career ended with the demise of the Federal League that year, and Harry’s own demise was only 8 years later.

So say what you want about Hector Neris: he’s no Harry Billiard. By WPA, of course, Neris’ performance was much worse, since Harry came in with a two run deficit and the bases loaded, while Neris came in with a one run lead and, with only a little help from Aaron Bummer, managed to turn it into a one run deficit: an outstanding -0.432 WPA. At least he got his ERA down from infinity.

One more historical note about the Newark Pepper.  While the team disbanded with the league at the end of the 1915 season. They still had a contractual obligation to one player:

Team infielder Rupert Mills “played” the non-existent 1916 “season.” A clause in his 1915 contract guaranteed him a salary for the following year as long as he continued to show up at the park, suited and ready to play for the team. Mills fulfilled his contractual obligation, coming to the empty park each day and performing a physical workout to remain in playing condition. Mills, who was born in Newark, was also the only native Jerseyan on the team.

This is just the sort of work ethic and respect for contractual obligations that the world could use a lot more of.