Chris Sale and Phil Collins probably don’t have a lot in common, but Sale is living in a world where his new team is lost while Phil feels lost in the throws of love. The Braves used this time to call a team meeting while Phil is pouring his soul out in a futuristic home that is is neither future or past, but does have various geometrical shapes.

I got lost, couldn’t find my way
And I guess there’s nothing more to say
Love can make you blind, make you act so strange
But I’m here and here I will stay

So everyday I cry (everyday)
Yes everyday I fall (everyday)
Do you ever wonder why, (everyday) why I love everything about you?

How can Phil be so right about his personal love life while also being right about Braves Journal’s relationship with humans that hit baseballs that we’ve likely never actually met?

Braves Signs All 20 Draft Selections

Cam Caminiti was the cream of the crop, the Braves 1st round pick.

On the mound, Caminiti’s pitch selection is commanding with a fastball that ranges between 93-95 mph and has even reached 98 mph. His slider and curveball have immense range and spin, and he can hit strikes consistently from both.

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Trade Rumors: Passan Bomb

According to ESPN analyst and report Jeff Passan, the Braves have interest in Washington OFer Lane Thomas:

So, yeah, even if president of baseball operations Alex Anthopoulos is shooting more for singles and doubles than home runs, the Braves are primed to add an outfield bat — they’ve long liked Washington’s Lane Thomas — and hope a repeat of their injury-pocked 2021 championship is in the cards.

Chris Sale and *Gulp* Braves Lineup

We need a miracle. Chris Sale, you’re up.