Not quite a West Coast game, but almost. Lots of California immigrants now in Arizona. In Summer, Arizona is on Pacific Time. But the populated coast of California doesn’t bake like the Salt River Valley. Yesterday was 116 for an all time high. The forecast says “hold my beer.” Fortunately, the powers that be in conjunction with the snake collection developed an indoor air conditioned place to play baseball. Without that, no way that valley can have games, even at night.

Well, Bravesdom was slightly shocked when it was announced that Bryce Elder was being called up to start. Well, and also disappointed. Also, in the “sling fecal matter against the wall and see if it sticks” methodological business model, also Eddie Rosario came up. The question on Rosario is if there is any “Jesse Chavez magic.” Meaning, is there some magic to being in the Braves clubhouse that is like a superpower, because if there isn’t, why would you want Rosario?

I keep hoping Brian Snitker will get this, but after this long, I figure he thinks it is a “cheap fake” and is waiting for his wife and son to convince him he is clueless. But Bryce Elder continues to be “lit up” exactly as he faces the leadoff hitter for the third time. Snit, you can’t make this go away. It is more mathematically proven than “only you can prevent forest fires.” The mediocrity that is Elder is absolutely not capable of a third trip through. You don’t save the bullpen by trying to stretch him and watching him collapse. Through 4 innings Elder had given up 2 hits and no walks. That is a WHIP of .5. As usual, he had very little strike out power (1 K). But he had given up 0 runs. In inning 6, Elder gave up a single to the 9 hole hitter Geraldo Perdomo. Then single, walk, walk. So, Snit turns to Grant Holmes with the bases loaded and no outs, but one run already in. Holmes stuck the double Grybo but couldn’t get the third (difficult gymnastics moves aren’t often successfully completed even by the best practitioners).

Meanwhile, since a 2 out Austin Riley home run in the first, the Braves had been playing hibernation mode. So, it didn’t seem like it would be a peaceful easy feeling. Then, with 2 outs in the 9th Eddie Rosario singled. (What???, What???). Then, the Snakes let him take 2nd. So Sean Murphy parks one and the game is tied.

So, Risel Iglesias held the Snakes in 9 to take us to extras. Excitement after a largely listless game. As fate would have it (I know you are getting tired of “so”. So, am I. Ha ha.) So (oops), in 10, Zack Short (who came in at short after Travis d’Arnaud pinch hit for Orlando Arcia with the game tied in top of 9), plays the Manfred Man. He moved to third on a fly ball and came home on another. Yay! A lead!!

Alas, Iglesias allowed the Snakes Manfred man to go to 3rd on a bunt sacrifice and score on a fly ball sacrifice and it was tied again.

In 11, Austin Riley played the part of the Manfred Man and scored. A lead!!!

Then, in 11, Joe Jimenez became the first pitcher to deny the Manfred Man, so “Braves Win. Braves Win. Braves Win.”